Dumb dick

A man that is very horny and stupid that only thinks with his dick

that guy with his cock out is such a dumb dick

by The 13th Nomad February 24, 2010

Dumb dick

A dipshit person who posts nonsense political opionions on facebook who doesnt know shit about the real world.

That Billy Behler guys a real dumb dick, you wouldnt believe the shit he posted on facebook today. Seriously fuck that retard.

by Phatt$$$matt July 5, 2017

Dumb Dick

A 6'4'' manchild with a Peter Pan complex and three dimples.

That Otis Maier is such a Dumb Dick.

by Saraphone October 25, 2004

dumb dick shit

Purposely preforming a task that is negligible to equipment, morale or that generally makes things worse for everyone else. The task can be utterly ridiculous or obscenely absurd.

Co-worker 1; what happened to the new chainsaw? It barely runs and is as sharp as a bowling ball.

Co-worker 2; Cody had it yesterday, probably burying it into the ground or doing some other dumb dick shit with it.

by KingCoffee April 27, 2019

Stupid Dumb Dick

When your stroke game is so on point durring sex your D is so amazing her facial expressions resemble that of a person with an IQ lower than 20

Frat bro 1 : " brahh!! I smashed that hottie from the party last night!!"

Frat boy 2 : " Ooooh Fuck yea bud!!! Dis you gove her that Stupid Dumb Dick??"

Frat boy 1 : " bro she looked like she had bobble eyes "

by 69plus2minus2 May 31, 2017

Doo Doo Dumb Dick

Guys that have really large, meatful, bulging, dick!!!!!
The dick is really muscular looking, doesnt have much hair, real smooth and moist.

Big Meach got that real Doo Doo Dumb Dick and all the girls want it.

by Nikki 4 da night MandaPanda December 20, 2010

dumb dick syndrome (DDS)

Dumb dick syndrome is something that happens to every woman after receiving an extraordinary dick down/sex. Dumb dick syndrome effects the brain in subjects, making the subject highly irritable, extremely annoying, and severely emotional when you don't respond to her after giving her a good dicking.

"Man dude, I think I gave this girl a bad case of Dumb dick syndrome (dds) because she will not stop blowing me up and saying crazy things. I ain't even doing nothing"

by Boobookittyslut April 27, 2021