dick brain

A cop who gives you a ticket when he does'nt necessarily have to... or any authorative person that gets off on his or her power.

I told the cop I didn't do anything, arrest me dick brain, so he did.

by jimppanzee April 9, 2007

dick brain in the butt hole

David Frank Taylor

Dick brain in the butt hole

by Booooooobbbbbsssss April 12, 2014

Dick for brains

when someone is fucked in the head

yo johnny you see that chick around the way....
ya man shes pretty fine and shes smart too....
ahhh hell now shes got dick for brains cuz shes fucked in the head

by deeekayyy December 20, 2008

dick in brain

When someone thinks too highly of themself.

“Betty I know you think I’m hot.”
“Jesus Chad, get you have dick in brain syndrome.”

by zzawesomeness June 5, 2018

Amoeba Dick for Brains

Used to describe people whose dick and brain share a single cell.

The idiotic man had no ability to understand that not everyone wants to be sexualized by him and that making women uncomfortable isn't okay just because it makes him feel good, He's an amoeba dick for brains.

by Cami, the dragon loving fairy June 20, 2022

brain dick

When she gets so much dick it pokes her in the brain.

In conversation:
"Why are her eyes like that?"
"I gave Martha that brain dick and she hasn't been able to see straight since. "

by jaxonsshittercrew August 18, 2019

Dick on the brain

A reference used to describe a person who constantly thinks about penis.

Rob: "You know Tom, i find he constantly thinks about penis."

Luke: "You could say he has dick on the brain."

by Robwhite March 7, 2009