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Get the Diarrhoea fountain mug.A social occasion, popular in Brazil. Women and men take laxatives and defecate on one another. Projectile sprays of faeces are considered the height of good form, and are usually rewarded with polite applause.
by Dr Merkin February 18, 2009
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by NaggerNick January 8, 2020
Get the Diarrhoea Sling mug.The Diarrhoea Hayeswall is a 2 Person Sexual Activity which involves the taking of Laxatives. Once taken, the Man or Woman must lay upside down against a wall with their face towards the wall. The second person must lay on their back behind the Hayeswaller. The Hayeswall will proceed to Shit explosively pooling their shit over their arse until it runs of the back and down into the "Eaters" mouth. Professional Diarrhoea Hayeswallers will be able to Shit into both the "Eaters" and the "Hayeswallers" mouths at the same time.
Before my sister had her Gymnastics meet I decided I would get some revenge on her by spiking her sports drink with Laxatives.
When we got to the meet she was complaining of a stomach ache but she went on to do her performance anyway.
She went out and performed her routine and it was going well, until during her Handstand routine, upside down and in front of everyone, she Shat explosively, everywhere!
It tore right through her Leotard and created a fountain that ran right down her body and into her face and mouth.
It was the perfect Diarrhoea Hayeswall revenge!
When we got to the meet she was complaining of a stomach ache but she went on to do her performance anyway.
She went out and performed her routine and it was going well, until during her Handstand routine, upside down and in front of everyone, she Shat explosively, everywhere!
It tore right through her Leotard and created a fountain that ran right down her body and into her face and mouth.
It was the perfect Diarrhoea Hayeswall revenge!
by Hayeswall 2.0 November 4, 2013
Get the Diarrhoea Hayeswall mug.The relaxing / loosening of ISP's bandwidth-sphincters
Siddhartha: Last month I visited India for my project & found that all ISPs are suffering from bandwidth diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea
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