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Diarrhetics

A Structurestem TM wherein the mental Healthstatform TM of an enlightened Droogworm TM is Judgementationalized TM by a Superior Enlightened Olympian TM in an effort to reestablish the subject's Personhood TM, health, and happiness, as well as to Screwgouge {TM} said patient of all personal Liquidassets TM that may stand in his way of his attaining the desired state of Empty TM.

The father of Diarrhetics TM is Elron Hubbard, or "Captain Love Log" as he is lovingly referred by thousands of nubile, subservient Suckbunnies TM, Hosemonsters TM, and Minionsluts TM around the globe. A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in he 1920's as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial "Can I Touch It?" books for children of his own age group.
"Diarrhetics- Providing wives for gay actors since 1979."
by Stefonamus June 16, 2009
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diarrhetchup

1. The useless, red, watery substance that comes out of a ketchup bottle when one forgot to first shake the bottle and thus ruins your fries, your burger, or whatever else you wanted it for.

2. An insult levied towards an undeserving individual who is both a "one-upper" and a narcissist; one who is useless and ruins a great time together with friends and/or family.
1. That restaurant has THE BEST French fries. When they finally served them, I eagerly grabbed the ketchup to enjoy God's gift to man. But all that came out of the bottle was Diarrhetchup; ruining my fries!

2. While I was discussing my Slavic lineage, that Diarrhetchup butted in the conversation to say how awesome it was being French.
by Game-Player December 21, 2015
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Diarrhetes

A condition where one consumes mass quantities of sugar and junk food leading to immediate sugar rush and evacuation of bowels. Has been known to cause sharting.
"Every time I eat at Chili's I get diarrhetes."
by J Skids August 3, 2009
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diarrhetic wave

noun. The feeling of liquid rolling around one's stomach prior to one actually having diarrhea. There is usually more than one diarrhetic wave associated with each bout of diarrhea.
Steve (at the bar with Billy): "Billy, where are you running off to?"

Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."

Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"

Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."
by stockman09 February 14, 2010
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Diarretes

Diarrhea + Diabetes = Diarretes.

When someone with diabetes east sugar, and it runs through their body and they have to diarrhea it all out. Similar results to when people who are lactose intolerant consume milk, or milk products.
Gronk: "Where's Diabetes Tim?"
Sload: "Someone put sugar on fries and he thought it was salt. Now he has diarretes."
by yoursmart June 11, 2017
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Diarrhetic Convulsion

A convulsion caused by rapid ejection of diarrhetic material.
Dude, when he saw his sister screwing the horse he practically had a Diarrhetic Convulsion!
by Errr June 19, 2006
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Diarrhetta

What comes out after you eat Taco Bell, Arby's, Chipotle, and Hardee's (aka Charles's Jr.)

Basically Liquid Diarrhea.
Ja'Shanti got Diarrhetta after having Chipotle
by WeridGirl101 July 2, 2016
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