diarrheading

v.- Diarrheading is the act of reading on the toilet bowl whilst engaged in a loose and/or sloppy or complicated bowl movement.

Diarrheading can also be used to describe the actions of an individual who takes an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom due to their enjoyment of their chosen reading materials.

(spoken in frustration and addressing the bathroom door) "I know you drank too many belgian quadruples last night Steve, but you've been diarrheading in there for at least half an hour already"!!!

by demar77 March 10, 2010

Diarrheading

When you have a horrible case of diarrhoea but you just can't put down the latest hunger games book, so you try to read while your insides splurge out of you, usually getting large amounts of excrement on the book in the process.

Man 1: Hey man, you sounded pretty sick last night.
Man 2: Yeah, but I managed to do some Diarrheading.
Man 1: Which book?
Man 2: The first Twilight book.
Man 1: Oh, good thinking. That book is already full of shit, a little more wouldn't change it.

by DiarrheadingBitch December 23, 2019

Diarrheaing

Another way to say pooping

Person 1: What was she doing?
Person 2: She was diarrheaing.

by Audreyorganics October 16, 2021

Diarrheation

The act of literally pissing a long shot of liquid flamant shit out of the rectal hole. Can be caused from eating too many beans or meat sticks from the Patterson High School swim team members that sell them. Attention! : It would be advised that if you went to war, have some beans and a couple of meat sticks and bitch; you are unstoppable with this flaming shit-like liquid that flies at high speeds from the anus- Destroying anything it comes in contact with.

Sergeant: (radio): Corporal Mike.. Hurry and eat some beans, we need back-up and that Diarrheation would help a fuck load right now...!

Corporal: (radio): Roger that..: Heating them bitches up right now sir, over.

by AGHLHigh September 12, 2009