dildo

IT'S A GOD DAMN PLASTIC PENIS!!!

She likes dildos

by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015

Dildomatic Vibrinator

A heavily powered-up vibrator made so by rigging a vibrator up to a car battery or any sort of gas powered motor. Doing this will cause the vibrator to exceed in power tenfold also increasing sexual pleasure to the highest degree.

Her bf wasn't home, she must've been using her Dildomatic Vibrinator

by Albert Chodeman May 20, 2011

dildo peddler

A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.

Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.

Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!

by stanky wanky March 7, 2017

Dildocupine

An evolution or de-evolution of man after a night of extreme drunkenness where friends superglue a variety of dildos to ones back. This metamorphosis usually happens after the subject has entered a hibernation state “passes out”. When the subject awakens they have now evolved to the infamous dildocupine!

Joe was black out drunk when he began his transformation to the dildocupine!

by Cvoglide March 17, 2019

Dildo Faggins

A flamboyant hobbit who went on an epic journey with his partners Meriodoc, Fannyfuck, and Pippin Tookitintheass to destroy the evil ring around his anus.

"And thus Dildo Faggins was penetrated by the long, studded staff of Sodoman the White.

by Sodoman February 19, 2015

No dildo December

Since we get have to do no nut November the girls have to do no dildo December which means nothimg of any kinds up the ass or vagina

Girl: haha you have no nut November
Boy: guess what.
Girl: what
Boy: you get no dildo December so you can feel how we feel.

by Jn702 October 1, 2020

dildocopter

The object of which is made by combining a dildo and an RC helicopter that when added together make the great collision we call today the dildocopter. Often produces humor as you fly it into unsuspecting peoples' faces. This may also be used as a sex toy but use caution as it may provide a harsh pain as used depending on the speed that you fly the helicopter.

Dildo Pilot: Oooh look imma get that annoying neighbor today with my dildocopter
*Pilot starts up the copter as he floats it across the street to hit the guy in the face*
Neighbor: WHAT THE FUCK DID A DILDO JUST SMACK MY FACE?!?!
*Dildo Pilot snickers as he walks away unsuspiciously*

by Dildocopter October 23, 2013