Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.

This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.

"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...

(Two Days Later)

"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...

(24 Hours Later)

"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...

(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)

by Sargeant Doakes November 4, 2009

Dexter

Came from the latin route dexterous meaning right handed,fortunate,skillful

That guy is Dexter

by Stereotype1 February 6, 2018

Dexter's Laboratory

A show on Cartoon Network that focuses on a boy-genius shortie named Dexter. He is usually seen in the show in his lab doing random experiments, while his ditzy ballerina of a sister Dee-Dee messes everything up, thus causing Dexter's temper to go up and kicking her out.

Dexter's hot Mom and smart-ass Dad know NOTHING about what their son is up to. Nothing at all. Dexter also has to face his worst enemy Mandark almost every-day. Mandark, however, is in love with Dee-Dee.

Oh yeah, speaking of Mandark, his parents are hippies. They don't understand his craving for evil and to make Dee-Dee his girlfriend. They want him growing up to be nice and have peace like they do.

Has anyone ever noticed that Dexter's Mom has such a huge butt?

Has anyone ever noticed that Mandark loves Dee-Dee for no reason?

Has anyone ever noticed how Mandark's mother and father never understand him?

Why is Dee-Dee so ditzy anyway? All she does is annoy Dexter to bits!

But otherwise, Dexter's Laboratory is the bomb! Woo-hoo!

by JellyBean600 December 28, 2018

Dented

When someone acts retarded or shows no sign of intelligence.

Ethan: "The hottest girl in our year said they might like me, but I told her to fuck herself."
Me: "Are you dented? She's 10/10

Rowen: *Kicks me in the balls*
Me: "YOU ARE A BIT DENTED, FUCK"

by EagleHunt123 February 11, 2017

dextered

The act of taking out a person who truly had it coming.

He was such an evil and repugnant guy that the only logic choice was that he got dextered!

by Glenn C A Alexander January 8, 2009

Dexter

Dexter is a man who always cares for you. Whatever you might have done in your past, he will see you for who you truly are. He is very attractive and athletic, and good at almost anything he tries. He is good with words and is not scared of showing his emotions. He is a very good friend and will ALWAYS have your back. If you know a Dexter he is a keeper and never hurt him.

I love Dexter

by Sk8rGir1 August 21, 2020

Dexter Holland

Lead singer of the best band of all time, The Offspring. Has a GREAT and original voice. Likes to say 'ya, ya, ya, ya, ya' a LOT. Best looking 37 year old I've ever seen. :p

Greatest and most original singing voice in the whole world.
See Bryan Holland

by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 11, 2005