Dewolfe

As a wise man once said, ¨what the fuck are we doing here¨! That man was a baby whitch was me. later on in life when I Was five I was about to go for a job interview at a toy monster truck insurance registry. I was prepared as always but when I was walking to my Toyota Crayola that was in the driveway when I realised my car was stolen by Lemmy. He had left a note written in crayola that read ha ha you stupid toddler I have stolen your car. This was when I fell to my knees and shouted into the sky ¨TO THE MOOOOON¨!!!! So I wet my pants and cried myself to sleep that night. The next morning I had realised I forgot the interview, I had about 217 messages on the answering crayon. ¨I guess I didn't hear them over the sound of my stolen cars engine in my bedroom. So I did the best I could to get ready to march to the Monster truck insurance registry and I decided to take the car there. When I drove in I was greeted by a very stupid looking man in the mirror of my stolen car, It was me! I had forgotten to wipe my tears and change my multilayered pull ups. But Ill have you know that wasn't going to stop me from getting the job at the, the... Therapy session??? so apparently I am a 68 year old insane lunatic who was riding on crayons wearing diapers and eating crayons. Anyways the the therapist was this guy named Carter Dewolfe, so there's the definition, a guy who helps 68 year old insane people.

A Dewolfe is a good therapist!

by Costco Crayons November 18, 2020

Dwow

1.)
Dwow is an expression used in situations containing sexuality. For example, if during a film a female character says "It's hot in here, I am taking my clothes off", that would be a good time to yell out "DWOW!" This expression is usually used for comedic purposes.

2.)
Dwow refers to a penis.

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EXAMPLES

1.)
Suzy: You've been a very naughty boy Mike.
Mike: DWOW!

2.)
Jim: Hey Thomas stop playing with your dwow!

by A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. September 4, 2008

Dewo

kind hearted, sincere person and charming and helps a lot of people, also means saint or angel a people person and lovers of animals.

Emily: Hey do you know about the new kid.

Sam: he is a very charming person and helps people a lot.

Emily: Yea i just knew about his name and Dewo means charming and kind hearted.

by kind hearted and sincere March 13, 2019

devoweloping

Pronounced closely to developing, devoweloping is the act of interchanging vowels in words to create a different sounding word for entertainment. Often times the vowel will become an "O" to create the soft "ah" sound, but is not limited to that thereof. Names are most commonly devoweloped.

*Originated from the photoshopped picture Woll Smoth

Examples of devoweloping include, but are not limited to:

Woll Smoth (Will Smith)
Broce Wollis (Bruce Willis)
Janny Dapp (Jonny Depp)
Chrostian Bole (Christian Bale)

"I wos ronning to the stare to gat sam pozza"

by Devoweloper June 25, 2009

Dewordle

When playing the online game Wordle, and someone yells out the correct word before you can guess it - you have been dewordled.

Shane: "Bizinga! It's sugar!!"
Danae: "Dammit Shane, you've dewordled me!"

by Shanaedle January 28, 2022

dewoosional

Adj. A mix of delusional and woo (or woo woo). The individuals described as dewoosional are ignorant, superstitious people who are deluded into thinking non-scientific and supernatural powers or tricks are effective and reliable answers to life's problems. These people may believe in faith healing, homeopathic remedies, and other beliefs worthy of skepticism.

Jamie is dewoosional for thinking herbal tea and bowl cleansing will cure her cancer instead of chemotherapy.

by godlessgirl October 15, 2009

DeWolfe

It is a last name for people who are really alsome. People who carry the last name DeWolfe are ninjas in secrete, they do not tell anyone. Also anyone who has the last name is not able to change it, if so they are erased from the face of the planet.

You DeWolfe's are so fast.

by Jacob12345 December 17, 2010