Fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland 

When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"

Fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland by Mine4thReich January 20, 2017

Deutschbag 

Like a douchebag, but German.

Claus just stole my Weinershnitzel. Man, he sure is a deutschbag

Deutschbag by JimmyJonJames June 2, 2015

deutschbag 

An individual of German origin or descent who is rude, unaccommodating, or otherwise an asshole.

Man, Franz is a real deutschbag.

deutschbag by asdspn July 4, 2009

Bundesrepublik Deutschland 

Bundesrepublik Deutschland is German for "Federal Republic of Germany" which is the full official name of the German Fatherland. See Germany for more details.

British: Hey, you see what the Bundesrepublik Deutschland is doing?

Americans: Not again, man.

Germans: BLITZKRIEG!

French: Oh shi*

Polish: ****

Bundesrepublik Deutschland by F. Streich April 16, 2010

the "Deutschland!!!" 

When having sex with a girl from behind, and you realize you are about to ejaculate. While speeding up your love-thrusts, you yell, "DEUTSCHLAND!" and ejaculate EVERYWHERE.

My friend Jessica was getting rammed doggie style when her boyfriend pulled the "Deutschland!!!". She spent three days cleaning it up.

the "Deutschland!!!" by Werd resyms March 12, 2009

Deutschlandgeschwindigkeit 

To complete a task in an unnecessarily slow and complicated manner.

Q: Hey, John are you going to clean the bathroom?
A: Sure, Deutschlandgeschwindigkeit!

Deutschlandgeschwindigkeit by jamako June 2, 2023

Deutschbag 

A German-male who thinks they know it all and lets everyone around them know it. He will typically offend everyone he mets.

I have a coworker that is German, he is such a deutschbag. I can't stand him.

Deutschbag by KaptainSkinBoat December 4, 2010