Deutsch Bag

When someone is beyond just a normal "douche" bag, they are actually the equal to a Nazi douche bag from the World War II era. This term is typically reserved for douche bags on the political scale.

Voter: That Rick Perry is a Deutsch Bag.

by Shareeb4Prez October 28, 2011

Deutsch job

A hand job, from someone who is of German descent

guy 1 "I got with this girl last night. She kept speaking German, and gave me a really vigorous hand job"

guy 2 "you got a Deutsch job?"

by pastryface August 8, 2010

deutsch bag

A german dueche bag.

Real funny deutsch bag.

Used in the movie Beerfest

by Westley E November 6, 2007

Deutsch Disease

A 24 hour to 7 day ailment due to excessive deutsching (smoking and/or drinking) over a short period of time. Symptoms are sore throat, loss of voice, mild headache and nausea, and black lung among others. Typically necessitates that the patient takes a few days off from deutsching, or takes a long Power Nap and pops a Celsius before returning.

-Yo, I’m having the boys over tonight for march maddy, tryna pu?
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.

by Cactus657 March 14, 2023

deutsch nozzle

somebody that is not very cool that says nothing funny and has no friends like emo kids and people that play magic the gathering .

you are such a deutsch nozzle!

by lne_tkr420 January 25, 2010

Deutsch-o-Phobic

A person who makes the assumption that someone is a N A Z I based off the basic knowledge that someone is German. Generally used to describe someone who sits at home and calls people a member of said political party that no longer exists because they are ignorant or uneducated. These are mean people, because we have souls and we're just like anyone else.

I got called a Nazi because I have the modern German flag as my YouTube profile picture. So many Deutsch-o-Phobic people on the internet.

by Ein_Freundlicher_Deutscher December 28, 2020

Deutsch Roll

The act of having a threesome in the back of a Volkswagon Bug/Beetle while a fourth person drives you around. Because of confined spaces, generally this consists of two girls/one guy - however, may include small furry animals.

"What did you guys do last night?"
"Yeah, we called up my girl and we Deutsch Rolled her all over town!"

by Hans "Deutsch Roll" Deeter February 18, 2010