red detour

Having anal sex because your girl is having her period
My girl was on her period. So I had to take the red detour
by Jballs83 November 28, 2013
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Dirty Detour

Being on your way somewhere and getting sidetracked into going to get your fuck on.
I was with Steve the other night on the way to the club, his ex girlfriend called him and he went on a dirty detour. I had to sit in the car outside the chicks apartment for an hour.
by Harry Boughner November 26, 2009
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San Francisco Detour

A sexual act in which a male places his penis head against either nostril of his partner just prior to ejaculation. Once ejaculation is imminent, the male exhorts, "I'm going to cum!". The 'detouree' then takes a deep breath through the nostrils, forcing the seminal fluid into the stomach by way of the nose--rather than the mouth--as is typically expected.

Note: If two men ejaculate in either nostril of the 'detouree', this is referred to simply as: A double detour.
"I'm sick and tired of having my genetic fluid travel down the same ol' street. This time it's going for a detour. A San Francisco Detour."
by Lah22 October 05, 2011
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Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.
Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.
by Gafoto January 13, 2008
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detour village

shitty small town in the up michigan. nothing to do but drive around and drink
person 1: hey wanna go to detour village for the summer?
person 2: no.
by pioooosmdn September 16, 2021
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Dick Detour

When someone isn’t following the “chicks before dicks” philosophy they’re takin a dick detour.
Thank goodness she finally found her way off that dick detour!
by TacitAura June 23, 2020
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