destructo-disking

When a lot of small, forgivable mistakes snowball into a giant pile of Mistakes until they ruin the lives of everyone around them.

Edward tried to create a fun atmosphere, but it just resulted in him destructo-disking the party.

by PinkestPriest May 6, 2020

Destructo-Five

A high five of inconceivably devastating force, often doing damage to the hands of the high-fivers and any structure nearby. Can be performed in incredibly extreme situations; driving two cars at over 100 mph in opposite directions and having the drivers high five each other is an efficient way to perform a destructo-five.

After finishing our final exam, I was so happy that the horrible class was over that I destructo-fived my friend and blew a wing off the school!

by SG937 October 25, 2010