Dessergency

An emergency need for a dessert.

Customer:*pounds on table at restaurant*
Waiter: *comes over* "May I help you?"
Customer"YES! I HAVE A DESSERGENCY!"

by Cat666 August 8, 2008

Desserped

To be really happy About something great that’s actually not great

John: “I’m hella depressed, man. Karen left with my kids.”
Frank: “Nah, man, you’re actually desserped because you’re free from those little f*ckers.”

by BigboiFeds January 13, 2019

Desseray

most amazing, hot, smart, nice, kind, trustworthy, perfect, awesome, kool, fun, unique and funny person ever. loved by everyone. makes everyones day brighter. has very confused feelings.

Guy1:Do u know desseray?
Guy2:Yes.
Guy1:I love her dude!
Guy2:Same!

by desseray's my babe July 8, 2011

Deserae

Moaning Pig.

"Dude were you the one pulling a deserae yesterday?"

"wtf is a deserae??"

"a moaning pig"

"bro what"

by ihavethephatestass39 November 30, 2021

desseray

a very amazing, hot, smart, funny, nice, kind, fun, perfect, unique, awesome and kool. the one everybody loves. the one that always makes everyone's day brighter. the one with confused feelings but is still loveable and missable.

guy1:hey, did u meet desseray?
guy2:yea, i love her dude!
guy1:same, she's so amazing!
guy2:i know!

by the guy who loves u July 8, 2011

deserae

A hott chic who smokes weed and drinks. Probably likes cigs too. Usually has sex with a large ammount of people.

Origin of word comes from Allegheny County, Pennsylvania.

A couple of topless deserae's smoked a bowl and I puffed on my cigar but didn't stand up cause I had a hardon.

by Gtwy July 14, 2003

Desserped

Desserped, Depressed Backwards, You’re probably scared to say that you are depressed and need a Therapist.

AHAHA, I have nothing to do, so I will just search up desserped in Urban dictionary

Hooman 1: ey

Hooman 2: what the fuck do you want NOW?

Hooman 1: I AM DESSERPED, AND I NEED A TSIPAREHT

HOoman 2: what th-

Hooman 1: grabs gun

The end, hooman 1 is ded

I am desserped, That’s why My mom took me to a therapist.

by UwOそお November 6, 2020