desqualorfy 

The act of feverishly tidying up the squalor you normally live in, in preparation for a 'person of interest' visiting you, in an effort to avoid being disqualified from potential romance on the grounds you are a slob.

It took me four hours to desqualorfy my place before that hot chick showed up.

desqualorfy by marmotte May 9, 2007

Desquish 

What you want to do after you realize you are getting squishy around your middle. Action course taken could be dieting and/or exercising etc..

My boyfriend ate too much over winter and now he's got a belly. He needs to desquish.

Desquish by grouper March 16, 2013

Dequeerious 

Someone who is unaware that they are gay.
Delirious that oneself is queer.

James: Man, that David guy is so dequeerious it's almost sad.

Dequeerious by eomnhoj April 11, 2013

dequeer 

To make someone, something, or some situation not broken anymore.

Steam won't update. I'd better dequeer it so it'll work.
I'd better call a plumber to dequeer my sink.
General Patton led the U.S. troops in WWII to dequeer Germany.

dequeer by Wigmeister November 4, 2007

DeQueseness 

A profound way of carrying ones self with wit and charm.

women cant help but to love him, its his DeQueseness

DeQueseness by queseobryan November 16, 2010

desquicious 

something that's delicious and exquisite at the same time.

Man, that piece of cake was desquicious. I'm going to get another!!

desquicious by jswizz March 23, 2013

disquette 

French expression for a con

Me disquette pas

disquette by DatWhiteBoy August 29, 2017