despacito 2

Something so epic even CNN has to break the news to the world

My nigga: YO DID U SEE DESPACITO 2 IS BEING RELEASED?

Me: YO SHIT DOGG THATS EPICCCC 👌🏼😂👌🏼

by Dr. Clitorious June 11, 2018

This is so sad Alexa play despacito

The sudden response to something sad happening. This sadness can go from mildly inconveniencing to a tragedy of some sort

“Hey man my phone just died”
“This is so sad Alexa play despacito”

by Bakuclout July 6, 2018

Despacito 2

a new game on Nintendo switch, sega genesis, xbox 360, and fortnite featuring shrek, smash mouth, lil pump, iron man, tony stark, Mario, luis fonsi, daddy yankee, Justin Bieber, twitter, star wars, the Spanish language, and many others. It was created by NASA and luis fonsi and was confirmed by markliplier while livestreaming on his 3ds. mark zuccerberg delayed its realease so it will come out later than first promised. Despacito 2 is promised to end world hunger and solve world peace.

man boi 1 DUDE FAM I BROKE MY LEG MAN HOW AM I GONNA PERFORM THIS MONTH?
man boi 2 don't wrry man despacito 2 is coming soon.

by aqua danker June 15, 2018

This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

A phrase used when something sad occurs.

"My girlfriend broke up with me."
"This is so sad Alexa play Despacito."
"Fuck you."
"This is so sad Alexa play Despacito."

by 80'sglam July 11, 2018

Despacito Spider

A bighead and a biggerhead stacked on top of each other. One of the most commonly seen widespread robloxian highschool meme character. The name usually is despacito or includes despacito in it.

Look at this dumb looking despacito spider

by kaii85 August 1, 2018

Initial Despacito

A gift from God

Guy 1: "yo u here bout new gam caled initial despacito?"
Guy 2: "nah fam"
Guy 1: "it a gift from god homie"

by despacito is my god rawr September 28, 2018

Despacito 2

A prophecy from the quran that predicts the second comming of jesus christ as a malevolant eldricht god, angered at humanity for betraying him and creating the latin pop song 'despacito'. Jesus then unleashes the omnipotent power of despacito 2 destroying the multiverse, ending reality as we know it.

Yo i cant wait for despacito 2 amirite?

by M i L K June 12, 2018