Deklan

Is a really short, usually brown haired kid. His girlfriend is usually taller than him. But he is really stupid and makes lots of dumb mistakes. But he’s really skinny and has lots of muscles

How he can lift a lots he is such a deklan.

by anonymous November 1, 2021

decklan

A cute and/or sometimes outgoing person (usually a guy) who loves to play videogames. He/she has blond(e) hair and blue eyes and glasses, as well as a pair of yoga pants for ultimate gaming experience.

he or she is a total nerd.

Dude, did you meet that decklan kid last night? Man, he knew his stats in WoW.

by maslove August 19, 2011

deskalanche

When you pile stuff so high on your desk that it eventually comes tumbling down onto the floor below.

That's what happens when you never organize your stuff, Dude. Deskalanche!

by Kent North May 24, 2016

Deklan

A total and complete heart-breaker. He'll lure you in with his physical attractiveness,charm, and intelligence. He'll seem really funny and sweet,but then you'll find the large group of girls who also like him, and eventually he'll get bored of you and stop talking to you. He often gets in trouble with the police, and enjoys screwing with your head. Basically, Deklan sucks.

Girl One: Oh my God, I thought this guy was so sweet but he hasn't talked to me in forever! I don't think he likes me anymore.

Girl Two: He sounds like a total Deklan

by QueenAnnie January 19, 2013

Deskankify

To take a girl that dresses like a skank and rudely fix the way they are dresses.
Ex. If i girl is walking arond with her shirt pulled up, you go pull it down for her.

Look at that chick with her shirt pulled up to her boobs, she needs a deskankify

by Tm808 November 11, 2011

deslandes

A guy who has curtains as his hairstyle, is quite full of himself and is very skinny!

Look at this deslandes, hahaha!

by anonymous123007 March 25, 2021

Decklan

Usually a medium height fat cunt with barely any friends. You usually spot him playing sports like basketball and missing trying to take shots like step curry but he misses. He usually has a crush on a fat girl named Mikayla Dawson and he doesn't admit it and all his friends make fun of him for it. He usually cries or rages when someone takes his stuff when you go to his house you'll find food everywhere but when you tell him to eat some he'll say "I don't have any" even though he weighs 100kg

Dude 1: Look it's decklan
Dude 2: Oh yeah that fat cunt

by Big daddy jarvis December 9, 2021