Derpanchy Monster

A term used for a duo of drunken fools who hit bars like tornadoes hit Oklahoma.

Oh my god, the Derpanchy Monster just walked in the door. Hide yo wives, hide yo keeds -- just feed them copious amounts of booze and let's hope they leave the bar in one piece.

by Sleezy D-Wreck December 31, 2011

squirming dersman

When a fly fisherman is eating out a girl, he reaches over to a bucket of warm water that he has prepared and pulls out a live rainbow trout. He proceeds to shove the trout up the girls vagina until she orgasms .

1. Mac gave the love of his life, aktrout girl, a squirming dersman after a long day of fishing on the river. She proceeded to immediately dump her loser boyfriend in search of a much more exhilarating experience with mac.

2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.

3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.

by rainbowtrouter February 12, 2014

Dervman

Originally from www.dervman.com - the ultimate nerd site for the pursuit of utter pointlessness, now brought into generic use for any car driver whose quest for fuel economy (that's Gas Mileage for you seppos) overcomes any other requirement of praticality or enjoyment for a car.

Tends to either own a diesel driven car (DERV = DIESEL ENGINED ROAD VEHICLE) or spend all his time justifying the use of small petrol engines, silly air intake modifications, lean burn devices, ECU monitors etc.

He's nerdy enough to be a Dervman

If you buy the Mondeo you'll become a proper Dervman

Dervman will be happy - Alfa do diesels now.

by ymmit July 23, 2004

Dermanmochapoo

A chocolate covered doodie on a popsicle stick.

My friend, Matt, loves to eat home made Dermanmochapoo.

by Mike Oxaflippin March 6, 2005

Dermanot

The area of skin between your nose and upper lip.

Nicole, you have mustard on your dermanot.

by EmilyJane April 26, 2006

Derpmang

A man with no shame, no good or bad intentions. Just derps along and leaves derp at his wake. At times, he may be unaffected by his own derp and other times, he derps way too deep.

"When failure doesn't even phase you and bad results don't even surprise you, you have become a Derpmang."

by Derpmang November 22, 2021

derpanator

such a derpy object that it will blind everyone that looks at it too long

so, wheres this derpanator you wanted to show me?

by herpanator3000 May 6, 2015