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dermal sex

when you fuck someone in the pores of their skin because your child syringe is absolutely microscopic
People who drive whale-sized pickup trucks and plaster the star-spangled banner across everything in their possession can only have dermal sex with their wives because their dick is only measurable with angstroms.
by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025
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[micro dermal implant]

An implant piercing on the skin which there is only one hole. A flat plate which sits under the skin with only one exit for the barbell giving it the appearance of it being screwed into the body.
"Whats that gem on you?"
"It's called a micro dermal implant. Its a piercing, but only has one hole. The barbell is under the skin"
by MackGirl January 8, 2009
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sub-dermal gerbil

A small rodent (gerbil) which manages to burrow beneath the skin of its human host. Upon entering the victim's epidermis it feeds, mostly on bone and ligament. Very quickly, the gerbil makes its way to the abdomen where it severs it's host's the spinal column and skoaches the spinal fluid dry. Gerbils seldom burrow into humans on instinct, usually the rodent must be exposed to some sort of radio active material in order to become a sub-dermal gerbil. A sub-dermal gerbil usually enters its victim from their ankle region, as this part of the bod is usually closest to the ground. Victims have the best odds of survival if the sub-dermal gerbil enters through one of their limbs, but only a finite amount of time to cut the gerbil out using a skiv before it reaches their abdomen.
My grandfather died from a sub-dermal gerbil attack. He promptly got out his knife, but the little rascal entered just below his flummers, burrowing deep into his gut where it was too late.
by Ross Andrew Haggerty June 26, 2008
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My dermal becomes turkeys

1. Goosebumps, but only if you're using google translate from Dutch.

2. The feeling you get when someone with skin fibrosis gently caresses you with a giant turkey leg purchased at Disney World.
The way John touched me with that meat stick was nothing short of astonishing. My dermal becomes turkeys when I think about it. Sadly, the antibiotics will take months to cure me.
by LOLWTFBBQZZZZ June 16, 2010
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Derealisation

A sense of detachment from reality, where surroundings appear distorted, perceptions are twisted and strangely disturbing. You may feel like you're trapped in a nightmare, enshrouded in a fog where time and space are slowed.
You know life is shite when in the grip of a derealisation episode.
by Shougo March 24, 2022
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DERTAL

Used when one encounters something they find entirely unfunny. Stands for "didn't even remotely think about laughing".
"the funniest thing happened yesterday, my grandma fell down the stairs lol"
"DERTAL."
by big.$ean August 22, 2023
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derealization

A feeling caused by anxiety where places that should be familiar seem 'off' in some way. Derealisation (or derealization) extremely hard to describe to someone who has never experienced it before, although if you're here I imagine you're experiencing it right now. It's often described as like a veil has been put over you that dull all your senses and your surroundings, although personally I find it's like everything is too 'vivid'. It normally goes away completely by itself when whoever experiences when they stop thinking about it. See deperonalisation
"I'm experiencing derealization, but the worst part is that I had to put the american spelling"
by poopoo52 November 4, 2013
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