Derka 

*take no offence*
Of or relating to the imaginary Derka countries, primarily Derkastan. People are refered to as Derkas and appear to be made of wood and move by stringy means.

Founded by Derk-derka Muhammed Jihad in the early twentyfirst century.

First known existance of the word "Derka" and its people was in the film "Team America: World Police"

Language is Derkanese, which is quite simple.
Example:
English: "Dude, you suck."
Derkanese: "Derka-derk-derk."

Derka derk-derk derkaness jihad al-derka

Derka by no_one_knows_my_existance December 13, 2006

Derka 

to conquer, to win, to eat, to dance, to be dirty.

teach me how to derka.
i derka all day long.
i love to derka grilled cheese and yogurt sauce.
my panties are so derka.

Derka by handelly March 20, 2011

derka 

To shave the camel in order to prepare it for a hot summer voyage - or simply (shave the camel)

Dannesh go derka, now!

derka by abdu jabar May 8, 2007

derka 

One of the seven words that constitute the Arabic language. The other words being, jehad, muhammed, sherpa, bakkala, allah and burkha.

Ignorant Americans use some of these revered words in random combinations to denote Arabs, camels, sand, desert, islam, terrorists, koran etc.

Arab_1: Derka, derka muhammed jehad?
Arab_2: Sherpa allah bakkala burkha burkha!

Ignorant American in a kebab shop: One burkha please.

derka by rabidmonk April 3, 2008

derka 

1. In the card game of Hearts, the "Derka" is the Queen of Spades. Usually, the short phrase "Derka, Derka, Derka" sung in lowering intervals as in the first three notes of the Mario - Dungeon theme, when the Derka is dropped on another player.

2. When used in singular form, can refer to the game of Hearts itself.

3. Sweet Derka in your mouth. Need I say more?

1.
Jeff: "Derka, Derka, Derka."
Phillip: "Derka, Derka, Derka."
Daniel: "Derka, Derka, Derka."
Drayton: "Oh shit!"
Jeff: "Derka'd!"

2. "Let's hit up some Derka, shall we?"

3. "Mmm...you like that, sweet derka all over your face."

derka by Hamshmam Shamshir September 15, 2005

Derka 

Duh, yes, no

funny word meaning stupid/retarded person

"Tory did you do the homework"
"Derka you silly derka"

Derka by Tevon December 25, 2005

derka 

Attractive looking Female (Slang). Used in same manner as Hot, Sexy, Gorgeous, stunning Fit etc.
Can be used in two's or three's to when the particular subject is extremely good looking e.g.

"Wow look at her, she's derka"

"She's derka derka"

derka by Kiwi Rubes July 5, 2006