Derk

A mixture of dick and jerk..usually refered to a guy

OMG! Would you stop being such a derk to your girlfriend!

by Sara08 December 30, 2007

Derk

One who is from he middle east and is suspicious looking

Originates from the word Dera derka

im not getting on that plane look at the derks boarding

by nvt guy March 10, 2008

Derk

Derk: from the latin "to have fun", meaning having fun on a regular basis doing average daily activities

Guy #1: Wow I am having a fun time today
Guy #2: Ya, it is a derk of a day

by googledefinitions June 6, 2011

Derk

A combination of a dick and a jerk.

Jerks typically lure drunk girls back to their rooms and have not-so-consensual sex. They pester, prey on and force vulnerable girls into sex at any cost.

They think that their really interesting, attractive and charming guys. In reality, their boring, desperate, unfunny assholes.

Don't be such a rapey dick to that girl, Abi. You're such a DERK, Stu!

by Rdz July 20, 2014

Derk

Getting drunk.
"Mad Derk" very drunk
"Naked Derk" so drunk you get naked

Dude that chick is naked Derk her boobs are huge

by Outlaw43 August 7, 2011

Derk

1. A slang term Used in the place of penis.
2. An inside joke between the closest of friends

"I love derk!" or "that guy has a huge derk!"

by NickGibsonBitch September 5, 2008

Derk

A freakshow idiot who is a huge Nerd who sits on the computer all day

"Derk, you are such a nerd!"
"Get a life, Derk"

by Joe April 7, 2004