Derk

A mixture of dick and jerk..usually refered to a guy
OMG! Would you stop being such a derk to your girlfriend!
by Sara08 December 03, 2007
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Derk

One who is from he middle east and is suspicious looking

Originates from the word Dera derka
im not getting on that plane look at the derks boarding
by nvt guy March 10, 2008
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Derk: from the latin "to have fun", meaning having fun on a regular basis doing average daily activities
Guy #1: Wow I am having a fun time today
Guy #2: Ya, it is a derk of a day
by googledefinitions May 06, 2011
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Derk

A combination of a dick and a jerk.

Jerks typically lure drunk girls back to their rooms and have not-so-consensual sex. They pester, prey on and force vulnerable girls into sex at any cost.

They think that their really interesting, attractive and charming guys. In reality, their boring, desperate, unfunny assholes.
Don't be such a rapey dick to that girl, Abi. You're such a DERK, Stu!
by Rdz July 20, 2014
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Derk

Getting drunk.
"Mad Derk" very drunk
"Naked Derk" so drunk you get naked
Dude that chick is naked Derk her boobs are huge
by Outlaw43 August 05, 2011
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Derk

1. A slang term Used in the place of penis.
2. An inside joke between the closest of friends
"I love derk!" or "that guy has a huge derk!"
by NickGibsonBitch June 28, 2006
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A freakshow idiot who is a huge Nerd who sits on the computer all day
"Derk, you are such a nerd!"
"Get a life, Derk"
by Joe April 07, 2004
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