Dellertrosexual

(n): An individual who is a self proclaimed metrosexual but in reality is just barely shy of qualifying as a full on out of the closet homosexual. A Dellertrosexual will use the term metrosexual as a means of hiding his true nature. In most cases the Dellertrosexual eventually does come out of the closet later in life. Dellertrosexuals are often caught wearing a bit of makeup, such as eyeliner and mascara, prompting the question amongst his peers: "maybe he was born with it...but maybe its Maybelline".

While a metrosexual may shave his chest., a Dellertrosexual will proudly admit to shaving his arms as well.

A metrosexual is generally well dressed, while a Dellertrosexual will change his shirt often more than three times before leaving the house, just for a night out with the guys.

Example:

A: "Is your friend Eric gay?"
B: "We aren't sure...we have never caught him in the act. He claims to be a metrosexual"
A: "More like a Dellertrosexual..."

A: "Ricky Martin finally came out of the closet"
B: "About time he stopped being a Dellertrosexual"

by Beavis2011 February 22, 2011

Delbert Award

An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.

The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.

He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.

by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006

dirty Delbert

The act of sitting on the good furniture after smoking marijuana and leaving the stench behind.

He can't smoke over here any more, he always pulls a Dirty Delbert

by Doobie Do September 7, 2021

Delbert

Smokes weed

Delbert are always stoned

by Stoneyeyesz September 8, 2019

Delbert

Verb: to render a bathroom unusable for hours from excessive stationary stench.

I wanted to go take a shit but the bathroom got delberted.

He got banished from using the main office toilet because everytime he used it he would delbert it.

by Rancid Panda August 30, 2019

delbert

The act of making something harder than it really is financially.

I was delberted earlier when I was unable approve a customer with and 840 fico score.

by Tk the realist January 28, 2006

Delbert

A retarded guy who watches porn and is blessed with a 1.5 wang. Girls hate him because he is terrible at sex.

Delbert sucks at sex

by Quinton January 21, 2018