3rd degree blowout

The highest possible level of an uncontained explosive bowel movement, Unlike a 1st or 2nd degree episode, the 3rd degree will always make its mark down your pant leg, on your chair or in the shower. Nothing can be done but to clean up the inevitable mess.

Jim: That was some fine chili we had at dinner.
Bob: Yes it was, but it set a bit funny with me.
Jim: Set a bit funny? How so?
Bob: Well... (running to bathroom yet loosing bowel control 10 feet from his salvation).
Jim: Oh sweet Jesus in Heaven! Mary get your mom's adult diapers Bob's had a full 3rd degree blowout!

by Jumpingrat January 31, 2007

Wikipedia Degree

When the bulk of one's knowledge in a particular subject has been obtained from Wikipedia.

Joe: I hear Frank split the atom in his basement!
George: Yeah, he's got his Wikipedia degree in Nuclear Physics.

by Lord Spen July 18, 2010

Ellen Degenerate

To rapidly shrink and fade into a sad puddle of dissapointment.

So I was having fun with my new chromosome right? But then I Ellen Degenerated into a fuckin Potato. Imagine that.

by Darklyre October 26, 2018

Gender Studies Degree

1. A useless degree that has absolutely 0 job prospects.
2. The most effective way to have a negative net worth for the rest of your life.
3. The reason why the wage gap many people in this major complain about exists.
4. A great way to reduce the competition for people going into actual useful majors (ex. engineering, doctor, lawyer, etc.).
5. The greatest scam known to man. (Yes I said “man.” DEAL WITH IT!!!)

Elite #1: Alright we need to make even more money pronto, anybody got any pitches!
Elite #2: I got it! We create a new degree for gullible 18 year olds, primarily women, to fall for called “gender studies degree.” It will be a degree that complains about how oppressed women are, and also the gender wage gap, in which the students will pay us hundreds of thousands of dollars to learn about. Then, when they graduate, they will not be able to get any job, thus contributing to the oppression of women, as well as the wage gap they will complain about.
Elite #1: That. Is. FUCKING GENIUS!!! We’re gonna be twice as rich as we were before!

by Boss 7067 February 22, 2022

Real Degenerate Hours

Real Degenerate Hours is a specific time between 2 AM to 5 AM where true degenerates are especially proactive. It is easy to tell that a degenerate apart from a normal human fucking being by the fact that nobody but them are awake at this god forsaken hour within a 3 square mile radius.

Holy shit, It's real degenerate hours.

by Literal Degenerate May 20, 2018

3rd Degree

When someone questions you repeatedily about a certain topic, and you wish they'd just shut up about it.

"Quit givin' me the 3rd degree about the party, okay? Nothing happened."

by Stud April 11, 2005

Third degree tear

A large tear recieved during childbirth. often reffered to as a wizards sleeve. It can be very traumatic to the vaginal region if not treated straight away. some scarring does occur and can re-tear if a big throbbing fellow is recieved.

friend.. "how was it?"
sam..."it was fine i only got a third degree tear"
friend..."woah he tore you good"

by Alfredo Griffin December 14, 2010