suburban dejaculatetion

masturbating until you are about to ejaculate and then calling your mom in to the room right as you are about to finish

hey mom do you want to know what a suburban dejaculatetion is???

by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007

dejaculate

a horrible, revolting feeling initiated by the site of a really ugly person.

the opposite of ejaculate.

that girl is so ugly, she dejaculated me!

by cmccmccmc August 15, 2006

depucelate

To deflower someone of their anal virginity.

"God Damn I Would Love to Depucelate her"

"I bet she would love to be depucalated"

by Depucelator July 17, 2006

Defeculate

A word used to describe something fucked up beyond repair especially concerned with personal belongings.

"Man somebody fuckin defeculated that ride. I can't even tell what color it was."

by Billiam Heyton Ashbury Monteban III June 19, 2007

Depiculate

To figure out or decipher

You've called here multiple times you should be Able to depiculate who is talking.

by Jmarino May 21, 2016

Dejaculate

Having a great orgasm then in the middle of it realizing that your condom has disappeared.

I need to slow my roll or get smaller condoms, I totally didn't mean to dejaculate in that chick.

by FunMistake November 6, 2011

Defuckulator

A tool invented by the Germans in the late 1800s that accurately measures a persons level of response to pain using a "fuckometer".

Hold this Defuckulator and let me prick you with this pin, and then open up the oven and grab the scolding hot pan with your bare hand.

by Steven Kelley January 11, 2011