knock on the doorgasm

A knock on the doorgasm is when you're jerking off and someone knocks on the door while you're at the point of orgasm, causing a very awkard situation in which you can't decide whether to answer the door or simply ejaculate.

"Yesterday my friend Alex had a knock on the doorgasm. He was in a very sticky situation ;)"

by fattmatt September 23, 2013

Divorgasm

The feeling one receives after a divorce is finalized.

When Cletus' divorce papers were signed, he had such a big relief that he had a divorgasm.

by Otto Moe Beale August 28, 2019

doorgasm

-From Chuck Lorre Vainty Card #130
The feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had casual sex with finally goes home.

I feigned a bittersweet smile as she walked out of the bedroom, then was rocked by a powerful doorgasm the second I heard her car start.

by H.T.J April 7, 2005

decorism

decorism- synonym for decorum

“have some decorism about yourself”

by Unknown_ballsack August 28, 2022

doorgasm

An orgasm brought on by listening to the doors

"so i was listening to riders on the storm the other day, and i guess the mood caught me right cuz i had a HUGE DOORGASM. it was great."

by virginia mantooth January 9, 2009

dorgasm

Digital Orgasm. Orgasmic feeling people get when using their favorite digital electronics product(s).

You should see my new Pioneer 52" 1080p plasma panel. I had a dorgasm watching it last night!

by todh January 3, 2009

Doorgasm

doorgasm - The feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had casual sex with finally goes home.

I feigned a bittersweet smile as she walked out of the bedroom, then was rocked by a powerful doorgasm the second I heard her car start.

by Dishninja February 6, 2009