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Decel

Short for decelerationist. A derogatory term used by e/acc (effective accelerationists) who believe any criticism, even constructive, is impeding accelerationist plans for immortality, digital minds, and space colonization. An effective term because it rhymes with Intel and wordcel, even though there is a clear path to getting laid for practicing safe behavior.
Decels raining on our parade!

Man, just when we we accelerating!

Nah, they want to slow us down and get bent!
by midcoast December 4, 2023
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Donny Decel

When golfing and a dude swings but slows down their swing so they hit the ball about one foot and they meant to hit it much further and they look like a complete tool
That shot was poo diaper - did not need Donny Decel to post
by OhSoThaddy May 14, 2015
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Decel

Portmanteau of "deliberately" and "celibate". An inoffensive antonym of the more common slur "incel".
Bridget is fit AF! Too bad she a die hard decel. Man... I'll never see that sweet ass monkey she got. Fuck!
by anonymous December 4, 2023
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