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Decapitate the turtle

when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd
"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"
by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008
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decapitate

when the alpha male bites the head of a giggle stick a little while being thrusted by a black man going balls deep, and when it hurts, he bites down hard causing it to pop off like decapitation.
fenno decapitated holla whilst grace was teaching fenno the Heimlich's maneuver if you know what i mean
by diddy kong April 3, 2007
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Decapilated

When you try to decapitate someone, but you end up entirely missing their head and therefore make a fool or yourself
Dude did you just kill him?!?

No dude, I just decapilated him...
by Human153 March 28, 2019
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Leonardo Decapitated

When you are eating out a girl and she squeezes her thick thighs together so hard that she decapitates you.
Damn... that thick mami just Leonardo Decapitated my buddy last night.
by yungcleen May 11, 2018
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Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.
Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.
by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003
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decabriate

Losing a habit of something such as talent, skill... etc
Have a feeling you've never done something you usually do before and are good at.

just a made up word i thought of cuz i didnt find any term for it, figured it'd be better to say the word instead of saying the entire sentence "bro i lost my skills"
I don't know what's happened to me, it's almost like I never did this thing before, I'm decabriated!
by Aimrane November 18, 2022
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don't let your tongue decapitate you

an Arabic proverb meaning

a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"

b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences
just like don't put the camel in the trash , don't let your tongue decapitate you is a useful phrase to add to your trashabulary if you are a modern idiotager yet want to be grounded in reality
by Sexydimma August 18, 2018
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