when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd
by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008
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fenno decapitated holla whilst grace was teaching fenno the Heimlich's maneuver if you know what i mean
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When you try to decapitate someone, but you end up entirely missing their head and therefore make a fool or yourself
by Human153 March 28, 2019
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Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.
by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003
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Have a feeling you've never done something you usually do before and are good at.
just a made up word i thought of cuz i didnt find any term for it, figured it'd be better to say the word instead of saying the entire sentence "bro i lost my skills"
Have a feeling you've never done something you usually do before and are good at.
just a made up word i thought of cuz i didnt find any term for it, figured it'd be better to say the word instead of saying the entire sentence "bro i lost my skills"
I don't know what's happened to me, it's almost like I never did this thing before, I'm decabriated!
by Aimrane November 18, 2022
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a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"
b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences
a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"
b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences
just like don't put the camel in the trash , don't let your tongue decapitate you is a useful phrase to add to your trashabulary if you are a modern idiotager yet want to be grounded in reality
by Sexydimma August 18, 2018
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