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independently destitute

Describes an unemployed friend who always has time for fun. This friend has a taste for luxury, but no money.
What does Bottom do for a living?
Nothing, man. He’s independently destitute.
by Bottom Ford June 12, 2009
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postcoital verbal derpitude

A postcoital affliction that can sometimes occur when the subject has just experienced a mind-blowing sexual experience which has impaired their ability to produce comprehensible word sounds.
Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.
by Sir TotallyWritingThisAfterSex November 29, 2013
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Derpitude

Being afflicted by or suffering from an extreme case of Derp.

Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.

If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Guy 1: Dude, what is his problem? He's beyond stupid..

Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
by Bumpled Foreskin November 18, 2011
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destitude

Noun derived from destitute.
The vast destitude of cyberspace.
by Jay Bishop October 8, 2007
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dottitude

1. In texting or internet chatting, when someone replies to you with more than one period. In real life, they would be getting an attitude with you, but this isn't real life, it is the internet!
Matthew just replied to my text with "...", that boy is giving me dottitude.
by Wyattattack December 9, 2011
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Deptitude

n) one's level of deepness in thought.

v) to repeatedly beat someone or something with a hammer.
Example as a noun: Deepness is defined by ones.... deptitude.

Example as a verb: Boy, I'm going to to deptitude this stupid rusty nail.
by crazy1:00amguy July 8, 2010
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dictitude

the attitude exhibited by guys, especially at a so called "sausage party" where testosterone is flowing like wine and the guys stare each other down and flex their muscles because each one thinks he is the BEST
"there was definitely some dictitude goin on there, he was soooo jealous of the new cool guy in town"
by carmellina September 11, 2005
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