Describes an unemployed friend who always has time for fun. This friend has a taste for luxury, but no money.
by Bottom Ford June 12, 2009
Get the independently destitute mug.A postcoital affliction that can sometimes occur when the subject has just experienced a mind-blowing sexual experience which has impaired their ability to produce comprehensible word sounds.
Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.
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Being afflicted by or suffering from an extreme case of Derp.
Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.
If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.
If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Guy 1: Dude, what is his problem? He's beyond stupid..
Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
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by Jay Bishop October 8, 2007
Get the destitude mug.1. In texting or internet chatting, when someone replies to you with more than one period. In real life, they would be getting an attitude with you, but this isn't real life, it is the internet!
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Example as a verb: Boy, I'm going to to deptitude this stupid rusty nail.
Example as a verb: Boy, I'm going to to deptitude this stupid rusty nail.
by crazy1:00amguy July 8, 2010
Get the Deptitude mug.the attitude exhibited by guys, especially at a so called "sausage party" where testosterone is flowing like wine and the guys stare each other down and flex their muscles because each one thinks he is the BEST
"there was definitely some dictitude goin on there, he was soooo jealous of the new cool guy in town"
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