deaned

To have be pinned down by several men while several others grope you're testicles and often have an object such as a bottle or a phone or fingers shoved up you're anus.

Billy-"Hey everyone!! Look over there that guy is being deaned!!!"

Everyone else-"Man that is so sick lets keep watching!! Hope I never get deaned"

by Alfred Amigo January 21, 2008

Deaned

To have a penis so long that you're able to stick it in your own asshole.

That guy deaned himself last night

by Simplefather September 13, 2019

Deaned

Getting so drunk that you talk about festivals you 'always go to' and how informal your letters are.

'mate i am absolutely deaned, like this one time when i went to Reading'

by Joel Block March 8, 2016

Deaned

To have been taken advantage of.

Holy shit dude that girl totally got Deaned last night

by rafs April 4, 2016

Deaned

When someone tells you to invest in something and then it tanks the next day

I invested in a stock tip but got Deaned the next day

by Don't Listen September 24, 2018

Deaned

Somebody telling the dean on you. Deaned can also be used for somebody telling the principal about you.

Dude, I said Travis had autism and he deaned me!

by ChickenChocker69 April 27, 2024

Deaned

Violently and performatively hungover, to the extent that everyone in your close proximity is well aware of your hangover

Dude, I’m so deaned right now.

by djagrifjjsjrivsnrvej March 7, 2026