by AmbroseKalifornia January 08, 2007
A "deal breaker" is a gigantic, massive shit that you have to take before an important event. Typically, the "deal breaker" feels like an unstoppable force. The name is derived from the following: If part of your work involved meeting with clients, and one of these unstoppable shits happened while you were meeting with said client, causing you to shit your pants...well...that would certainly be a "deal breaker".
I was driving down the interstate praying to God and Baby Jesus for a Rest Area, 'cause I felt a massive deal breaker coming on and there was no stopping it.
by mad genius August 22, 2011
a romantic cousin of the "shocker", the deal breaker involves delicately inserting your fist in the anus of your significant other. Also known as "5 in the stink"
Cindy said Nick was the most unbelievable lover she had ever experienced, until he gave her a deal breaker.
by crazy legs #22 August 05, 2008
The act of firmly yet romantically cramming your entire fist into your signifigant other's cornhole.This is a distant cousin of the shocker.
by Crazy Legs Meadows 22 July 30, 2008
by Lars "Lionheart" LeBeau May 26, 2009
Like an Indian Giver, except when you haven't been given anything. Someone makes a deal and then breaks the deal later.
Someone who makes artificial promises to get their way.
Someone who makes artificial promises to get their way.
Hey we will get some Publix Subs for lunch today instead of Panda Express. To make up for it, we will get some Panda Express on Monday AND Tuesday.
Monday rolls around and no Panda Express.
INDIAN DEAL BREAKER!
Monday rolls around and no Panda Express.
INDIAN DEAL BREAKER!
by Trichomeus April 03, 2006