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Deepwater Horizon

The Deep Water Horizon is a very advanced sexual technique. CAUTION: Attempt at your own risk.

To begin Partner 1 must consumer massive quantities of expired milk, extra spicy salsa, chili, chimichangas and tacos. This is to be washed down with bottle of laxatives.

After sufficient time to process, Partner 1 assumes the 'Spill Position'... laying on their back, legs up and ass in the air.

Partner 2 then assumes the "Top Hat / Top Kill" position, by placing their mouth over Partner 1's anus, forming an air-tight seal.

Partner 1 will then release the contents of their rectum, while Partner 2 attempts to contain the spill.

This technique is general followed by the 'Louisiana Beach', where both partners will lie in bed on top of the anus spewed mess.
He just Deepwater Horizon'd the hell out of that girl!
by DyinRyin July 5, 2010
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deepwater drydock

While in the middle of vaginal aquatic intercourse, the man pulls out and sticks it in the anal cavity of his partner without her prior knowledge.
Justin didn't have a vagina, but he loved getting deepwater drydocked from behind anyways.
by Mateo Sastre June 11, 2006
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Deadbate

A person who neglects their spouses sexual needs because they've already satisfied their own through masturbation.
I came home from work all hot and horny but my wife is such a deadbate and wasn't in the mood.
by psufreak100 October 7, 2011
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Deefwater

"Bruh someone left they deefwater in the toilet."
by Freedoman September 7, 2022
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Deathwater

Deathwater began when the Mist from Stephan King’s story was herded to Texas and milked, producing normal-seeming vitamin water. But after three minutes on contact with air, it turns black. And all those medicinal properties? They go to Hell. It will kill you. But first, you throw up 600 pounds of bricks! Luckily, you don’t notice because you having a high big enough to fit two 747s, six eighteen wheelers, and an elephant. Then you die.
Besides the Mist, Deathwater comes in two other flavors: Chuck Norris Sweat and Chuck Norris Urine. Deathice is also in the works, which is described as being like ice-skating on sand paper.
“If you buy Deathwater, you won’t have to worry about the economy. ‘Cause you’ll be dead!”- Greenwood

“I welcome you!”- Satan

“I got Damascus Fever! Could Deathwater cure it?”- Last of a series of Deathwater references in trail logs along the Appalachian Trail approaching Damascus
by Gobba42 May 16, 2010
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dead water

H2O! Replaced now by 'water beverages'.
Dead water is called so because of the new 'aquaceuticals' market of 'enhanced' or 'designer water', like Propel made by Gatorade rich in calcium/ sodium/ potassium/ magnesium/ chloride 'lytes (electrolytes) and trace-vitamins or those that come with caffiene (or, 'caffienated water').
by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007
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deepwater 11

a groove metal band from Waterloo IA. known for there heavy riffs and mix of death voxs and intense live shows
deepwater 11
by bassest October 4, 2010
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