DeSantis 

When you have a nasty case of diarrhoea and the water gets all pooey after you flush it.

"Don't go in there mate, I flushed it twice and the water's still brown" "Sounds like a DeSantis"

DeSantis by chirpydalek July 12, 2022

Desantis 

The greatest navy seal war hero to ever live. Fought in Nam, where he accomplished the nickname of Solid Gear Desantis. Killed 15,000 Vietnamese, without feeling any remorse. Basically, he's the baddest motherfucker to ever live. Also fought in Ultimate Fighting Championship, where he was forced to retire, due to completely breaking someones neck 360 degrees.

Dude, Desantis would have so fucked that motherfuck up.

Desantis by osuadam November 19, 2006

DeSantis 

The stain left behind when you try to wash Santorum out of your sheets.

Three washings later and the DeSantis stain from last nights buttsex is still on my sheets.

DeSantis by fudgem July 8, 2023

Desantis 

A person or thing that is compelled to create unnecessary problems where they don't exist.

"Whenever things got too comfortable my boyfriend would start desantizing everything, so I had to dump him."

Mike began to pick his team, careful to avoid any slackers, backstabbers, or desantists.

Desantis by Distracted1 April 30, 2023

Desantis 

Usually a Canadian man who loves hockey. Tends to fail with technology. He apparantly invents alot of stuff that other people "steal" and now they are famous. Wears hats backwards and rolls up the sleeves on a button down shirt. Instead of saying fire he always says fyre, such as Mozilla FyreFox, fyrewire, and fyreworks. He yells "boomski" after accomplishing something. Also calls other people "skip" or "skippy".

Desantis "FYRE DAT PUCK!"

or

Desantis : "Good job skip!"
Girl : "But Im a girl!"
Desantis : "Skippett?

Desantis by DarkRevelations August 25, 2011

desantis 

camp; nelly; the gayest of the gay.

Gurl, that queen is desantis as fuck.

desantis by drclouseau March 25, 2023

desantis 

1. Sexual arousal in a woman, bottom, or penetration recipient as indicated by wetness
2. The overwhelming omega heat slick that soaks through clothes in a/b/o fics

My girl was so ready she soaked the couch with desantis last night!
As Ron came into heat Leslie could smell his desantis seeping through his jeans before he walked into the room.

desantis by nullipara25f May 25, 2023