decookied

The act of losing one's cookies, either to theft or an unfortunate accident.

"Oh, fudge, that crazed young woman just pounced on me from nowhere, and before I knew it, she had decookied me! D:!"

by Aora May 9, 2005

demockery

noun
an absurd or hypocritical imitation of the democratic system of government

That last election was so obviously rigged, I must live in a demockery.

Was Andrew Jackson's signing of the Indian Removal Act a total demockery or what?!

by SNAAB93 September 7, 2013

deMockracy

Derived from verb: to Mock, to treat with contempt or ridicule.
A democracy that is only democratic on the outside but treats it's citizens like crap.

It doesn't matter who you vote for in the U.S of A(s if), or if you vote at all, you get the same shit stuffed down your throat anyway, this is a demockracy

by Paarse Frikandel March 4, 2011

deock

A more extreme use (or exaggeration) of the work dick.
Deock would be used in place of dick, penis, cock, etc.

It is sometimes used for humor, with accentuation being placed on the word 'deock.'

"That guy's a total deock!"

"Don't be such a friggin deock, man."

"There are dicks, and then there are deocks, and that right there is a deock!"

by Jacob MacLean January 9, 2008

decocrastination

This occurs when you don't take down your holiday decorations (primarily Christmas trees, light, wreaths, Nativity scenes, etc) until it is almost July 4. Of course, it could be other holiday decorations that are nor taken down foe at least 6 months after the holiday for which they were put up.

Suffering an acute case of decocrastination, Arleen finall started taking down the Christmas lights on July 3, because she need room for the 4th of July flags and bunting.

by Arleenie Jellybeanie January 2, 2012

deyock

Another form of saying "Dick" but with more nostrally accent, say it as if you have a cold.

Here comes the Deyock

by Dick Tremeyne May 3, 2016

demockracy

A mockery of the political system of democracy. Can be used in two ways:

1- to ridicule a country's system which is an oligarchy or aristocracy, masked as democracy.

2- to ridicule the idea of democracy as a progressive, humanistic political system.

1- When the final candidates you get are Trump and Hillary, it clearly shows the politics of USA have degraded from democracy to demockracy.

2- A system of governmen of sheeple, by the sheeple, for the sheeple. Yeah, that's demockracy for you.

by Troll Pumpkin November 27, 2019