A man who keeps to himself, usually shy but if you get to know him he won't be. He's serious about who he's friends with do him wrong and you'll never hear from him again.
by Truthfulx March 14, 2017
Get the Darwing mug.The Darwin Award is a fictional award which is given out to people who commit acts of utter stupidity that often involve their own injury or even death. The name is derived from Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution (survival of the fittest), since the winners of the Darwin award aren't expected to survive long enough or remain capable of propagating their own hereditary stupidity. Some people attempt to win the Darwin award, however this is risky since if you don't get first place, you're just a dumbass with nothing to show for it but a hefty hospital bill and possibly funeral costs.
Dumbass: Dude, Steve just got sent to the hospital with third-degree burns after we tried to play Hot potato with a molotov cocktail, and I was wondering if you could-
Smartass: What, nominate you two for the Darwin award?
Dumbass: No, I was wondering if you wanted to play while he's in the hospital.
Smartass: (sigh)...
Smartass: What, nominate you two for the Darwin award?
Dumbass: No, I was wondering if you wanted to play while he's in the hospital.
Smartass: (sigh)...
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Safety of the Denver Broncos. Dawkins previously spent a 13-year tenure with the Philadelphia Eagles before the front office decided to fag it all up and give him away.
by nonameisreallyneeded February 27, 2009
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Niel: Darwin Claus evolved down the chimney last night. He drank all the primordial soup and ate all the naturally selected cookies!
by Sniperfedex December 31, 2021
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by T2master November 14, 2007
Get the Darwin please be right mug.The famous canoeist from Hartlepool who faked his death for insurance purposes, whos name is now used in humourous phrases.
He is the reason why the area of Hartelpool, Seaton Carew is now known as "Seaton Canoe".
He is the reason why the area of Hartelpool, Seaton Carew is now known as "Seaton Canoe".
Trev's been missing for 2 weeks now, I think he's done a John Darwin.
Im sick of this s£$#t hole, I feel like doing a John Darwin.
Im sick of this s£$#t hole, I feel like doing a John Darwin.
by Moe UK February 22, 2009
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by jenny pee March 16, 2010
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