Daventry

Aka Chaventry,
A small town off of Northampton full of "chavs", old people and jailbait.

Landmarks include the square (a nightclub renowned for someone shitting up the walls - literally!), mcdonalds (full of fit crew members and cool boy racers on drive thru) and ten thousand unwanted hairdressers and petrol stations!
The key features of Daventry are dog walkers, parks and an excessively large amount of hills.

If you can manage to survive not getting mugged in Southbrook or stabbed outside Fridays you'll love Daventry and its wide population of benefit claiming failures.

Guy 1: I got mugged last night by a group of jailbait chavs.
Guy 2: Really? Where were you, Daventry!?

by Mr Fluffykins August 17, 2011

Daven

The sweetest, most caring, intimate and yet social guy you will ever meet. If your friends with him, he will strongly care about you. If he likes you, he will love you. But if you cross him or his family, he will dislike you a lot, it takes a lot for him to hate anyone. He can be insecure, but it's only because he thinks hes not good enough. Only respect for this man :)

Wow Davens amazing.

by Dimples.oct3 October 21, 2018

daveno

A sofa or couch. The term was more widely used in the 50's and 60's, particularly in the Pacific Northwest

I fell asleep on the daveno

by webdev1972 October 12, 2006

Daver

Daver is you, not she, not dayer, but you!

Erick: Daver!
Sean: Daverrrr!
Julian: Daverrrr!
The Furry: Daver?? What's that?
Erick: Daver is you! Not she, not dayer, but you!!

by William Mellis December 29, 2020

Angry Daven

When a person who is angry most of the time and have a hard to pronounce or remember name they are called "Angry Daven". The term may be Australian.

"He is an Angry Daven."
"Im not an Angry Daven!"
"Hey Angry Daven, whats your real name?"

by J ackalope February 5, 2008

Wood-Daver

A pinecone bird feeder like they used to make in Girl Scouts, where you put peanut butter and the pinecone and roll it in bird seed. I don't know whey Strong Sad named them wood davers, though. He must have been REALLY hopped up, man.

You wanna make some wood davers with me? I got pinecones, I got peanut butter!

by Raven December 24, 2003

jack davenport

Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.

Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"

by a nouny mouse September 8, 2007