Chris: Let's go to Applebee's.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Tanner: Okay. Sleepover at my house.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Chris and Tanner (in unison): You're such a ditcher.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Tanner: Okay. Sleepover at my house.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Chris and Tanner (in unison): You're such a ditcher.
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Known primarily in the Midwest, though the drink is gaining popularity on the east coast with the fledging gay erotica art scene.
Known primarily in the Midwest, though the drink is gaining popularity on the east coast with the fledging gay erotica art scene.
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Rod had a great night yesterday with Jeff. After they went to the patriot prayer rally, they went home and Jeff have Rod a Dirty Dutcher.
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I was talking to Jimmy before and I asked him something, I waited for 10 minutes to receive a response and then he just signed out. I sat there thinking "what an MSN Ditcher"
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