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When someone is so stupid, and makes such dangerous life decisions they should have died. However they live on to make more bad choices.

This is a reference to those who accidentally kill themselves and are given the "darwin award" implying they died due to their lack of being evolved along with the remainder of the human race and their genes are being eliminated.
1) Can you believe he survived that fall? He is a total darwin outlaw.
2) I wish that darwin outlaw would be brought to justice.
by clownsec December 17, 2014
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Darwin Awards

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An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.

Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.

While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
by Cap'n Awesome May 18, 2005
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Darwin Nunez

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darwin nunez is the greatest footballer of all time. hes such a sweetheart and also a fighter. darwizzy has my heart and he was MADE FOR LIVERPOOL. he bleeds red, and we the kop bleed for him! he will do amazing things as he already has. people who hate him are just jealous but we dont even care. the people that hate on him have only made him more loveable. if you dont appreciate him from the bottom of your heart, then from the bottom of my heart, i feel bad for you.
darwin nunez is the greatest footballer of all time. im so glad my time on earth coincides with his
by liverpool266 April 12, 2023
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Darwing

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A man who keeps to himself, usually shy but if you get to know him he won't be. He's serious about who he's friends with do him wrong and you'll never hear from him again.
He never talks he's just like Darwing.
by Truthfulx March 14, 2017
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Darwisy

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a boy with a charming smile. he may seem cold and distant but, he in fact is just quite shy, but once you’re close, his laugh is so charming it makes a terrible day feel great. he is always sarcastic and seems like he hates you, but that’s not it. usually, when he does so, that means he likes you. he’ll be sarcastic, yet breaks the ice and starts a conversation. when texting, he’ll always ‘seen’ you and never reply but, it’s a sign. tips are whenever he starts a conversation, carry it. he’ll fall for you more and more and more. a darwisy is lucky to be in your life. if you have met one, chances are you’ll meet him again, and he’ll be part of your life. Tease him alot, you’ll fall for him for sure and a big chance he will too.

all in all, darwisy’s seem cold, distant and sarcastic but their smiles and laughs could brighten the whole world. he gets easily flustered and will stutter when you tease him a lot and tries to tease you back and fail.
Alyssa : Hey Darwisy! You really love playing rubix cubes, huh? Haha, rubix cube boy!

Darwisy : Ah- shut up, uh, literature girl!

Alyssa : Huh?? What do you mean, literature girl? I’m not a big fan of it..
Darwisy : Shut up...

(based on my experience with a darwisy)
by Fireopan January 30, 2020
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Darwin Award

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The Darwin Award is a fictional award which is given out to people who commit acts of utter stupidity that often involve their own injury or even death. The name is derived from Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution (survival of the fittest), since the winners of the Darwin award aren't expected to survive long enough or remain capable of propagating their own hereditary stupidity. Some people attempt to win the Darwin award, however this is risky since if you don't get first place, you're just a dumbass with nothing to show for it but a hefty hospital bill and possibly funeral costs.
Dumbass: Dude, Steve just got sent to the hospital with third-degree burns after we tried to play Hot potato with a molotov cocktail, and I was wondering if you could-
Smartass: What, nominate you two for the Darwin award?
Dumbass: No, I was wondering if you wanted to play while he's in the hospital.
Smartass: (sigh)...
by The BXRabbit October 17, 2008
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Darwin Claus

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Darwin Clause is a mythical creature who delivers compressed carbon to all the little atheist boys and girls on sciencemas
Niel: Darwin Claus evolved down the chimney last night. He drank all the primordial soup and ate all the naturally selected cookies!
by Sniperfedex December 31, 2021
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