Dankwanker

An individual who becomes ensconced with rage after losing his train of thought during an anecdote, story, or sexual recounting. Often, immediately after interrupting himself, the dankwanker will toss objects and retreat to his hideaway for savage masturbation.

"Hey did that Davis guy ever finish his story?"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"

by the_tiniest_D[avis] October 15, 2014

Dankwanker

A person who lacks the ability to continue a story after being cut off in the middle of it. Generally a dankwanker will become unnecessarily angry and lash out at those close to him, so that he will then be left alone to relieve himself indignantly.

"Hey man, did your buddy just cuss you out and leave?"
"Oh, him? Yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it."

by LittleDeeDavis October 15, 2014

dankwhiff

When the cannabis is nearby and it hits your nose, this is all you need to tell your friends.

1. Walking down the street and you smell some kush: "Daaaaankwhiff"
2. When you eating a girl's pussy and it smells like the ganja: "Ooh, dankwhiff!"
3. Unexpected doobie is being smoked somewhere: "DANKWHIFF"

by I just wrote this dumb definit November 28, 2016

Dankwalrus

An autistic fucktard who never shuts the fuck up and should die of ligma wearing a blue wig full of jizz

Killyourself dankwalrus

by Justamanwithamind69 January 1, 2019

Dankwank

A dankwank is where somebody wanks to dank memes and gets off on offensive jokes

OHHHH I just came after dankwanking

by NIGEL!!! March 22, 2017

Dakwah

a duck,chinese dude who talk alot of trash, a person who barely eat or sleep and weight 92 pound.

rumor say if you say at night turn off ur light and lock ur door then say out loud Dakwah 3 time he will appear in front of you...warning not to be test by people with weak heart..

by duo June 7, 2003

dankwagon

the equivalent of callin someone an ass or a retard

"yeah, i couldnt go, my parents were being dankwagons"


"damn, is that guy a dankwagon or what?"

by Shortie January 4, 2004