Danogasm

When Dan is so enamored of his own self righteous glory that he blows a load in his pants every time he looks at himself in a mirror or thinks about himself in the third person.

Dan was walking down the street when all of a sudden he spotted himself, and there it happened a sudden satisfying Danogasm!!!!!!

by Mr. Candy February 21, 2009

Danegasm

Heightend state of arousal that misguided fans of Dane Cook hope he will provide.

I went backstage at Dane Cook's concert hoping to get a Danegasm, but instead he prematurely ejaculated in my hair.

by nojokestealers April 30, 2009

daygasm

something totally awesome and amazing that happens to make your whole day awesome and amazing, such as hanging out with bitchin' people, winning the lottery, having a pina colada smoothie with your best friends, or walking down a trail while playing the ukelele and singing a song about tacos while random strangers give you the look.

"Having breakfast at IHOP with you guys was a total daygasm."
"Hooray! Three daygasms in a row! This is the best week ever!"

by lifasweknewit April 7, 2010

Dangasaur

It's a combination between a Dangus and a Dinosaur. This is a name for a person who is able to climb up the side of buildings, has incredible auditory skills, is always around, is reliable like a best friend, is super cute and cuddly, has a nice dangus, will go anywhere with you and will even migrate across long long miles, through differing climates, like a dinosaur. They may or may not be able to work on cars, some dangasaurs are really bad drivers. All dangasaurs are super fun although often impulsive; they aren't always great at making decisions, but will almost always apologize for any damage they've done immediately.

You'll know a dangasaur when you see him or her. They usually drive erratically, have trouble following rules, love to be outdoors, and seem to be more dinosaur than human. They are great lovers.

by Hendang June 12, 2013

dabgasm

A sudden onset of physical quivers from taking a dab

That dab was so potent, I just had a dabgasm, I felt it going through my body!

by Uvninja December 1, 2016

Danegasm

an enourmis orgasm brought on by a hot guy

That hot guy over there just gave me a Danegasm last night

by uhura December 25, 2008

Daygasm

An event that happens, usually with someone you like, that turns a bad day good or a good day better. Parallels that of an orgasm, but for your day. Sexual in orientation.

I am having a really crappy day.
Boyfrann sends flowers to my work
.... Causes daygasm.

by Rb's princessP October 6, 2009