Daned 

Date raped, screwed over, inebriated , blacked out,

Dude , I can't remember, I must of got daned

Daned by Mrs hum November 19, 2021

Dandere 

Dandere, oftenly confused with kuudere, is a common anime trope used to describe people who are often quiet and extremely shy towards people they like. Despite this, once they do start to conversate (usually awkwardly) with the one they admire, they become more open and less shy.
The reason this is confused with the definition kuudere is because both tropes hardly talk, and occasionally show their more open side. A kuudere is someone who is often emotionless and clueless, but will sometimes show their loving and kind/sympathetic side.

A character that is a dandere: Hinata Hyuga from Naruto.
A character that is a kuudere, not a dandere: Kanade Tachibana from Angel Beats!

dude: "ahahaa, *insert name here* is such a dandere. she hardly talks but she's for some reason really nice and open to me. rarely, though."

dude 2: "man, you are so lucky."

Dandere by iiToxicMinded November 28, 2016

i'll be damned 

Can be used in two different ways. One way being shock or surprise. The other way is more of a stubborn, selfpride thing meaning you refuse to do something, say something, believe something, etc.

Well, I'll be damned. Kenny fell in love with a hoe.

Or

I'll be damned if I stress over some girl.

i'll be damned by CTFMNiyah September 11, 2013

NO YOU GOD DAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT

NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP

no you god damned little piece of punk ass shit. no. No.

NO YOU GOD DAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT by Abraham's Adversary May 29, 2017

dageda

An Indian woman who likes raisins in her ass

"Oh hi dageda, why have you got raisins in your ass?!"

dageda by Leeeeela November 16, 2014

the damned 

The Damned were the first British punk band to get a record out ("New Rose") thus beating the Sex Pistols; and record a full-length album (Damned Damned Damned), thus beating the Sex Pistols.
Definitely the best punk band, and probably the best band in the history of the world.
Started in 1976 and still going strong.

*sings*

"And every night I'm there,
I break my heart to pleeeease
Eloiiiiiise
Eloiiiiiise"

*implodes*

the damned by Charley May 13, 2005

Double dog damned 

Yes the same phrase used in Hateful Eight but also a higher form of saying I'll be damned when someone with a southern accent says this phrase you know it's either really good or really bad maybe a bit of both

Guy 1: yo remember your phone you lost

Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: look on the floor
Guy 2: sees phone "well I'll be double dog damned

Double dog damned by Dont_panic_im_hispanic October 9, 2019