dane cook 

unfunny

dane cook is unfunny

dane cook by mrintelectual October 18, 2008

Dane Cook 

Dane Cook is the epitome of douchebaggery. A comedian who appeals to mass population of Christian Bros and douches who used to be fuck ups but now are born again Christians Bros. Almost all of his jokes are not funny at all except for Isolated Incident which was of course ghost written,because what appeals to more teenage white girls than fucking Robert Pattinson , yah you guessed it. What a fucking joke, since when are comedians good looking!

Dane Cook: I wanna name my kid megatron
Me: that's fucking hilarious

Dane Cook by BonBonsy July 15, 2009

Dane Cook 

An unfunny Gaylord.

Dane cook is a little bitch

Dane Cook by Ireallydontlikeu69 June 21, 2019

dane cook 

A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.

I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.

dane cook by chinaman February 16, 2007

Dane Cook 

(Verb) To steal someone elses original material, specifically a joke.

"Thats a funny joke, but you totally Dane Cooked it from Victoria."
"Yeah Dane Cook does do that."

Dane Cook by Angebones June 7, 2009

Dane cook 

He is a comedian, who mainly walks back and forth on stage, jumps around, screams and talks about how much he wants to be a rocker.

Some think he is hilarious, some think he is annoying as all fuck....its up to you if you like him or not.

Dane cook: *yyeaarrruuuhhh!!!* *starts jumping and screaming at the part of the "joke" which is supposed to be funny*

Dane cook by boredloserwithnogodamnlife February 24, 2011

dane cook 

Since Dane Cook is known for lousy or "shitty" jokes, the act of taking a shit is also known as a dane cook

"I ate so much food at that party, I blew up the bathroom while taking a dane cook."

dane cook by yomama16 May 25, 2009