Daddomorph

An embryo that is born a full grown dad. The Dad then proceeds to birth two children out of his dadhole after being born.

"Oh no my baby isn't a human, it's a daddomorph!"

by Peter Griffin 2000 June 20, 2017

Dankometer

The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.

note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"

John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!

by danksauce12 June 22, 2011

dadom

Single father acting as both mom and dad

Aaron's dadom takes good care of his son.

by Ginjorben March 16, 2017

dandoof

A triangle man YouTuber who makes videos jokingly summarizing a video game series. Most popularly know for his “dangonranpa is weird” video.

“How seriously did you take that presentation assignment?”

“I just did what dandoof would do”

by PURPLE LOVA September 16, 2023

Dandogs

One who can only be described as a man/boy who has no moral objections to the following items:
*not showering
*never being sober
*keeping roomates up at 5 am
*bad dancing
*general reekage

should be avoided at all costs.

see also, gumch, paradouch

That dandogs is sleeping in a pile of his own filth. A boop boop a doop.

by Anti-Paradouch Movement Coordinator Bill Mattherbe April 21, 2004

dandogg

"Dandogg" also know as Daniel, is a twitch stream that you can watch at twitch.tv/dandogg9 , he is also know for watching My little pony with A Pretty girl named nicole ( hml @dandoggsextoy2) anyway , he is associated with the group " FMB " they are rivals with a group called " SLG " (worst name ever) but the group leaders have a good friendship. Anyway That's Dandogg For you.

"Dandogg Is A Top Streamer."

by Dizzylulw November 13, 2020

dondom

To don a condom. In other words, to put on a condom.

1. That bitch wouldn't let me fuck her until I dondomed.

2. If we are going to have sex in a few minutes, I should dondom now.

by Alex and Drew September 12, 2005