datpigmaster

Autistic twig who plays block game

Bro DatPigMaster is rnoh

by Wyatt Bleair August 11, 2019

dampies

Damp panties. After a workout or just simply from being moist. dampies smell nice to the opposite(or same) sex. Whether you sell them online or give them to your partner, nothing like a good sniff of dampies on valentines day.

That woman is so hot, her dampies must smell great! I'd pay top dollar to have them for a dampfap later..

by dampieking February 18, 2020

Dampier

A basketball player with hands of stone. Has a huge appetite for Cheetos. Does not like being called stupid by German nationals.

Dampier stumbles under the basket and drops the ball out of bounds.

by Dave Lawson May 14, 2005

dampie

nasty and wet, overly soft and moist

That pussy is dampie

by Tyler December 30, 2004

dampire

A vampire who is soaking wet. With rain, or regular water, cause holy water, of course, would kill them. Being technically already dead, a vampire can't catch a cold from being wet, but it still sucks.

Mavis: "Look at this!!! i am soaked to the fangs!!! What do you call a vampire who is soaking wet?"

Diane: "A dampire!!!

by CrowleyCreeper88 October 26, 2019

damnightmare

A man who seeks sexy time with alter boys

damnightmare stop going to church for the wrong reasons.

by Juddzors November 16, 2010

Dampie

a person who lives in a very damp council house with big damp patches everywhere. This is often caused by them never opening any windows, but of course they think it must be the Council's fault.. They sometimes appear on TV programmes and newspaper articles, looking vacant and pointing at the patches. They think it makes them ill , but that is probably due to their 60 a day smoking, cheap booze and drugs plus a dirt of Pringles and pies.

Look at them over there, Dampies they are , they've gon to the Housing to moan about the damp.

Dampies - "look at them damp patches! the council ought to do something. Its bad for the kids"

by Dud Fivers December 6, 2013