durf

A homosexual who is afraid of being identified as gay, who goes out of their way to appear straight.

Steve - "Hey guys let's go to Hooters after the ball game"

Dave - "Why? So you can check out our boners you big durf!"

by Knuckleberry Finn November 20, 2015

Durf

Someone that is tall stupid and a hoe

damn why is she such a fucking durf

by Alex Congers November 26, 2010

durf

Durf was once used most commonly for a code name in rap songs about drugs .

Never, ever once
Have you ran with the turf
Yet in every verse you claim
You used to do the durf
But tell me who's a witness
To your fu*king work

by igiveup. March 3, 2009

DURF

Acroynm for: Dumb Ugly Retarded Female

Usually blonde chicks who aren't smart and are hideous.

Here comes the DURF. Shit, hide.

by Bert J June 20, 2008

Durf

A bent or curved penis that has become that way due to excessive masturbation.

Jim: "I think I need to cut down on jerking off"

Will: "Dude, same here, I'm starting to get a durf."

by (olton June 26, 2009

durf

a bent wiener.

the fat chick gave me a durf.

by nathan November 10, 2003

durf

one who acts without regard to common sense.

Steve is such a durf.

by Durf December 28, 2005