Don't Take It Seriously.
This is the cooler, hipper, fresher to death, more badass big brother of JK.
This is the cooler, hipper, fresher to death, more badass big brother of JK.
Your mom is a whore....DTIS!
by apup/jho December 2, 2011
Get the DTISmug. Didn't Turn In Syndrome (DTIS), usually effects middle school or junior high school kids, particularly males. While homework may actually get done, it ends up crumpled at the bottom of a backpack, stuffed at the back of a locker, or on the floor somewhere. The DTIS boy is clueless and usually has no idea what happened. He has no idea whether or not his homework was even done, let alone turned in.
Parent: “What? How did you get a D in your English class??
Son: “I don’t know…”
Later…
Parent: “Why is my son getting such a low grade?”
Teacher: “He hasn’t turned in any homework this term… I’m afraid he has DTIS.”
Parent: “Oh my God…”
Son: “I don’t know…”
Later…
Parent: “Why is my son getting such a low grade?”
Teacher: “He hasn’t turned in any homework this term… I’m afraid he has DTIS.”
Parent: “Oh my God…”
by Omar Sec November 12, 2009
Get the DTISmug. 
Daily tomato intake; the amount of tomatoes one eats in a 24 hour time period, usually measured in whole tomatoes
by tomato police September 17, 2023
Get the DTImug. Donald Trump Incompetence, is the inability to function effectively, make sound decisions, and demonstrate strength. Instead, he often deflects blame onto others who are not in control, such as DEI initiatives, 'woke' culture, Biden, Obama, Democrats, RINOs, and progressive policies."
Example 1
Ivanka: I can't believe a military helicopter crashed into an airplane in DC, what did the administrator of the FAA have to say about that?
Melania: We longer have a administrator of the FAA, due to DTI
Ivanka: That's terrible, is that why the President is blaming others, instead of himself?
Melania: Exactly
Example 2
Ivanka: Whose great idea was it to raise prices by 30% and expect hard working tax paying Americans to pay for it?
Melania: According to our leaders, other countries will pay for it, not the consumers.
Ivanka: But the other countries will just charge us more for the items
Melania: Correct, but the consumer is not paying for it directly, the other countries will...another great DTI decision
Ivanka: That's a terrible idea, the consumers will pay for it regardless.
Melania: I know, but it was great talking to you, by boyfriend Hunter is calling me.
Ivanka: Tell him I said Hi!
Ivanka: I can't believe a military helicopter crashed into an airplane in DC, what did the administrator of the FAA have to say about that?
Melania: We longer have a administrator of the FAA, due to DTI
Ivanka: That's terrible, is that why the President is blaming others, instead of himself?
Melania: Exactly
Example 2
Ivanka: Whose great idea was it to raise prices by 30% and expect hard working tax paying Americans to pay for it?
Melania: According to our leaders, other countries will pay for it, not the consumers.
Ivanka: But the other countries will just charge us more for the items
Melania: Correct, but the consumer is not paying for it directly, the other countries will...another great DTI decision
Ivanka: That's a terrible idea, the consumers will pay for it regardless.
Melania: I know, but it was great talking to you, by boyfriend Hunter is calling me.
Ivanka: Tell him I said Hi!
by Carochio January 30, 2025
Get the DTImug. Daily tomato intake; the number of tomatoes, to the nearest whole tomato, one consumes in a 24 hour time period
by tomato police September 17, 2023
Get the DTImug. Acronym for down to intercourse
Me: “hey, are you DTI?”
Her: “umm, am I what?”
Me: “down to intercourse.”
Her: “Oh how respect, thank you for not saying Fuck.”
Her: “umm, am I what?”
Me: “down to intercourse.”
Her: “Oh how respect, thank you for not saying Fuck.”
by DTIASF September 8, 2023
Get the DTImug.