There are several stages of drunkness.
1. Happy- The only reason you feel anything at all is because you're glad that you're beginning your alcohol binge.
2. Tipsy- Your first shot has taken effect. You feel as though you may "tip" over.
3. Buzzed- A slight pressure inside your head. You feel as though you can walk up to anyone in the bar and take them home tonight.
4. Drunk (aka sloshed)- Your limbs have stopped working the way you want them to. Speech slurred. You may also feel a sloshing feeling from the alcohol contents in your stomach.
5. Hammered- You're sitting on the floor of the club wondering how you got there. By now, the pressure in your head has elevated to a hammering feeling.
6. All fucked up- You have reached the trifecta of alcohol consumption! To reach this state, you probably have mixed your beers, wines, and liquors. Congratulations!
7. So drunk you act sober again- Rinse and repeat.
1. Happy- The only reason you feel anything at all is because you're glad that you're beginning your alcohol binge.
2. Tipsy- Your first shot has taken effect. You feel as though you may "tip" over.
3. Buzzed- A slight pressure inside your head. You feel as though you can walk up to anyone in the bar and take them home tonight.
4. Drunk (aka sloshed)- Your limbs have stopped working the way you want them to. Speech slurred. You may also feel a sloshing feeling from the alcohol contents in your stomach.
5. Hammered- You're sitting on the floor of the club wondering how you got there. By now, the pressure in your head has elevated to a hammering feeling.
6. All fucked up- You have reached the trifecta of alcohol consumption! To reach this state, you probably have mixed your beers, wines, and liquors. Congratulations!
7. So drunk you act sober again- Rinse and repeat.
Liz and Kari on the Fourth of July, sneaking rum inside their diet cokes while the kids were in the pool, were drunk.
by KizNousa July 09, 2010
When the whole world seems awesome, inside voices do not exist, emotions know no bounds, everyone is ten times hotter, and the world is a happier place.
by epic master of cynicism August 13, 2010
Tampa Based promotions company involving heavy drinking and a wanton lifestyle without regard for the safety of others.
by Drunk Will August 26, 2006
A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)
by Stiffy Stifferson May 09, 2003
by marty-mcfly March 20, 2009
Chemically incovienenced
by Rex Mundi January 28, 2004