DPS 

DPS stands for Dabs Per Second, a stat used by many of the Dabbing Simulator Community. Dabs Per Second is a stat also widely used by teenage boys dabbing ironically.

I've got a DPS of 18.2, the highest in the world.

DPS by offishal_dorton August 31, 2017

DPS 

Double Post Syndrome: When someone on a social networking site (Facebook, MySpace, etc.) post the same post twice, and becomes really annoying.

(On FB chat)
Gavin: OMFG YOU KNOW MY NAME!!!1!1one
Sabrina: IKR! Luis told me! :P
Gavin:Unrelated: Do you swear?
Sabrina:wtfff? idk vat you say. wtfff? idk vat you say.
Gavin: OMFG YOU HAVE DPS!!!!

DPS by G4V!n November 12, 2010

DPS 

Dirty pussy smell

Wow, we all know what you were up to last night... You definitely have a case of DPS you need to go wash yourself.

DPS by UnicornPrncess June 10, 2016

DPS 

Desperate Penis Syndrome.
-When you havent been laid in a while and ugly chicks become acceptable.

Guy: Hm id f*ck her.
Guy2: her?!? man you got some serious DPS.
Guy: ..... ya. she wont get a call back.

DPS by The Iceman Clutch July 7, 2010

DPS 

Abbreviation used in the porn industry for double penetration shot (i.e., simultaneous vaginal and anal sex on film).

If it's what you're looking for, you can find a section of DPS pornos at the adult video store.

DPS by DPS April 3, 2005

DPS 

DPS (Donkey Punch Syndrome) is an illness that can be sexually transmitted and/or passed on by someone whom is carrying DPS. DPS is someone whom acts retarded-like and says/does things out of the ordinary.

Man, this guy seems to scare women away for no reason. He must have DPS.

DPS by Merriam-webbster May 27, 2017

dps 

Damage Pure & Simple

Often used in reference to "brute" character classes in MMORPG's whos play style is little more than hack & slash.

This warrior is awesome!! DPS all the way baby!!

dps by Spencer K October 23, 2006