douchebaguette

A female with the personality traits of a douchbag; they are convinced that they are the leaders of the uber-hip and ultra-cool, when in reality they are obnoxious, boorish and barely tolerated. Thinking they display edgy fashion sense, they're more likely to look like a reject from Jersey Shore.

Jane: Who's the obnoxious chick with the orange spray tan and way too much makeup who's flirting with every guy here?

Liz: I don't know, but she looks like a total douchebaguette!

by Cat D May 13, 2012

Douchebaguette

A female douchebag. A woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.

Just look at her pompous gait... what a douchebaguette!

by Edgar Spelling April 16, 2008

king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.

How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.

by queenb254 May 14, 2015

douchebaginitis

The condition in which one has become a douchebag. This condition can be passed on from individual to individual through popped collars, sweatbands, cop sunglasses, and the every contagious tool syndrome. The only cure for douchebaginitis is a thorough ass stomping courtesy of Oscar the Grouch or having cinder blocks thrown at one's face.

Stay away from that popped collar, you might catch douchebaginitis

by D-Hizzle December 7, 2005

douchebaguette

A French douchebag.

- I was in Paris the other day and this guy tried to kiss me, out of nowhere
- Really?
- Yeah I swear! A total douchebaguette.

by one_french_douchebag_in_ny May 2, 2010

douchebaginess

The actions exemplified by a huge fucking douche.

"connor, you just addded a ppoint to the douchebaginess"

by wilssonn March 24, 2010

Douchebagnet

A location or place that has a large preponderance of douchebags.

John: Wow, I have met so many Douchbags in this town already.

Adam: I know man, they are everywhere in this city. You will get used to it.

John: Orlando is a Douchebagnet!

by J Bone August 17, 2006