Douchebagginess

Having the qualities of a douchebag; often seen in those with an abundance of first names, the socially awkward types, and/or the class know-it-all which everyone despises.

"Zachary Micheal Paul showed extreme douchebagginess when he blurted out the answer in class and then scanned the room to make sure everyone heard him."

by Zp_db October 5, 2009

Douchebaggeritis

When a person is chronically an asshole, a jerk or a wanker, he suffers from the ailment named "Douchebaggeritis".

Damn those Starbucks customers really all suffer from Douchebaggeritis.

by GEoDLeto July 7, 2011

douchebagitron

an act or process to generate a douchebag idea. thinking a really bad idea.

That douchebagitron almost killed me with that last stunt. What douchebagitron came up with that idea?

by Jayseabee April 27, 2009

Douchebaggin' it

When some one is commiting the act of being a massive douchebag.

Wow tiffany, you're douchebaggin' it.

by animalsfatskin December 30, 2009

douchebagish

An Adjective

Used to describe something meeting the qalifications of being a 'douchebag'

that douchebagish car of mine decided to stop working n my way to work today

by Skinny Larry September 19, 2007

writ of douchebaggery

A license to behave like a douchebag. Notable holders include President George W. Bush and Attorney General John Ashcroft.

Ashcroft's prosecuting people for medicinal marijuana use? He must have invoked his writ of douchebaggery.

by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004

douchebagitronly

Describing or comparing to a douchebagitron. A bad idea generator.

Your douchebagitronly brain came up with a great idea for failure.

The word douchebagitronly has all of the vowels: a,e,i,o,u, & y.

by Jayseabee April 27, 2009