Double pump

When you accidentally cum without protection, but you do it again right after because the risk is the same as a one pump.

John, I gave her the double pump. I'll name the kid after you.

by Yaomman September 8, 2022

double-pump

sexual act in which a woman sits between to men and jacks them both off at the same time.

That filthy slut gave Johnnie and Jason the double-pump in the back ot the limo.

by Sir D November 22, 2003

double pump cum dump

When you catch your 10 year old cousin blasting rope to fortnite porn at 3:27AM, so in response you join him.

Last night me and my cousin did a double pump cum dump!

by The Sussy Piss Prostitute July 11, 2021

double-pump shotgun

The term that is used for someone willing to take the seat of a (usually) retarded person who calls "shotgun" in an attempt to obtain the front seat of a vehicle. However this must be said within a split second subsequently after the first person calls shotgun.

Person 1: "I call shotgun!"

Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

Double Pump Chunk

It is used as a term for premature ejaculation. The man enters twice then releases his fruits.

Did you her about what Joe did?
What?
He did a double pump chunk!

by bfine9618 April 22, 2011

B-chomp to the double pump fakie

noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.

Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole

by B-Chomp April 17, 2008

Kentucky double pump

You already had your daily shit, shower and shave......and you have to shit again necessitating another shower.

I was already dressed and ready to go to work and I got Kentucky double pumped. Now I'm going to be late for work.

by Nykimeow August 22, 2016