A phrase shouted Jesus when he has become aroused by the sight of a man and intends to pursue him. Jesus will use his tendrils to grab hold of the man, immobilizing him until Jesus forces the man's penis into butt dick butt.
Guy 1: "Oh, shit, here comes Jesus, and he looks horny!"
Guy 2: "Get away!"
Jesus: "Bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze!"
Guy 1: "It's too late! He's got me by the dick with his tendrils!"
Guy 2: "Get away!"
Jesus: "Bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze!"
Guy 1: "It's too late! He's got me by the dick with his tendrils!"
by Guy 99999999999999999999999999 June 30, 2009
A "bad doorway" is like that moment when you walk into a room and forget why you’re there, except the doorway itself is actively plotting against you. It’s the architectural equivalent of a prankster who makes you trip over your own feet, spill your coffee, and forget your own name—all in one go. Basically, it’s a door with a vendetta and a questionable sense of humor!
Every time I try to walk through that bad doorway, it feels like it’s out to get me, tripping me up and making me spill my drink!
by badbaddoorway July 19, 2024
by VeeBEAN September 28, 2021
Pure chaos. A duck running wild through a house. Madness. The tippy tapping of webbed feet running up and down the hallway while feathers and shit go everywhere.
by Alley cat November 03, 2023
I walked into a random room full of people and I forgot why I was in there and I said, "Sorry, Doorway Effect am I right?"
by backslash\\\ July 14, 2022
When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.
"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024
When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.
"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024