bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze

A phrase shouted Jesus when he has become aroused by the sight of a man and intends to pursue him. Jesus will use his tendrils to grab hold of the man, immobilizing him until Jesus forces the man's penis into butt dick butt.

Guy 1: "Oh, shit, here comes Jesus, and he looks horny!"

Guy 2: "Get away!"

Jesus: "Bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze!"

Guy 1: "It's too late! He's got me by the dick with his tendrils!"

by Guy 99999999999999999999999999 June 29, 2009

Mexican Doorway

The act of dropping a fart and letting someone walk into it.

Damn, i just got stuck in that Mexican doorway you left!

by Slightly-Odd June 8, 2023

Doorway Effect

Whenever you walk into a room, and you don't know why you walked into that room.

I walked into a random room full of people and I forgot why I was in there and I said, "Sorry, Doorway Effect am I right?"

by backslash\\\ July 13, 2022

Doorway chonker

A cat who sits in awkward places.

I couldn't get into my house because my cat was being a doorway chonker

by VeeBEAN September 28, 2021

Like a duck through a doorway

Pure chaos. A duck running wild through a house. Madness. The tippy tapping of webbed feet running up and down the hallway while feathers and shit go everywhere.

Man, Jack was so chaotic last night.
Yeah, he was like a duck through a doorway!

by Alley cat November 3, 2023

Doorway Curse

When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.

"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"

by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024

Bad doorway

A "bad doorway" is like that moment when you walk into a room and forget why you’re there, except the doorway itself is actively plotting against you. It’s the architectural equivalent of a prankster who makes you trip over your own feet, spill your coffee, and forget your own name—all in one go. Basically, it’s a door with a vendetta and a questionable sense of humor!

Every time I try to walk through that bad doorway, it feels like it’s out to get me, tripping me up and making me spill my drink!

by badbaddoorway July 18, 2024